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X-Rated Fruit Snacks... And other trivial blather.
X-Rated Fruit Snacks... And other trivial blather. "Hey, there's fruit snacks in the break room." My Work BFF was pulling open a small package of fruit snacks and dumped one into his hand while standing next to me in my office. Staring down at his palm, I think it was supposed to be a carrot, it looked like an orange penis. "I'm not even going to tell you what I think that looks like." We both burst out laughing. He was thinking the same thing. "Next time, I'm not going to look at it first." It was actually kind of an odd day today. It started with the realization that I knew the painter guy who is painting at the front of the store. By knew him, I mean.... KNEW him, in the naked sense. No, that's not awkward.... AT ALL. My back was turned and I was headed to one of the employees to talk to her when I heard... "Hey, I know you." Turning to see who the voice belonged to, I knew immediately who it was. "Yes, you do know me." Before I started seeing the Hippy, I had been a bit more promiscuous. I was still seeing this guy when I met the Hippie, the Hippy had actually read blog posts I had written about having sex with this guy.... Ugh... And, there he was in the flesh. Thankfully it was a very casual exchange of small talk and I was on my way once again. I would have much preferred he avoid me altogether, like a normal person who sees someone he used to fuck. It is, what it is... I guess. |
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The thing I really want to know is....why is a fruit snack shaped like a carrot? Or a penis? lol Oh...and several years ago someone I know from this site (yup, in the naked sense) ALMOST came to work at the same place I work. Could have been interesting!
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The thing I really want to know is....why is a fruit snack shaped like a carrot? Or a penis? lol Oh...and several years ago someone I know from this site (yup, in the naked sense) ALMOST came to work at the same place I work. Could have been interesting!
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That's a good question.... I think I'd rather just not run into the past people. Lol. Then you don't have to think about it.
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One of the peripheral benefits of wearing face masks right there!
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One of the peripheral benefits of wearing face masks right there!
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Small world... Hmmm Go figure...
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Ha! I can feel ya on that. Oh well, whaddaya gonna do? In the meantime, Where's the slutted up ho-bag? Mmm! Yummy... blog on!
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing I've run into women that I've "known" before it's interesting how we react some, may want to pick up exactly where we left off others, want the meeting to end as quickly as possible your post reminded me of a couple of memories be safe Dan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne" Met my old lover in the grocery store The snow was falling Christmas Eve I stood behind her in the frozen foods And I touched her on the sleeve She didn't recognize the face at first But then her eyes flew open wide She went to hug me and she spilled her purse And we laughed until we cried We took her groceries to the check out stand The food was totaled up and bagged We stood there lost in our embarrassment As the conversation lagged We went to have ourselves a drink or two But couldn't find an open bar We bought a six-pack at the liquor store And we drank it in her car
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You know he was remembering you naked as you walked away. Ahhh, memories
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You sure you don't need something painted?
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Small world... Hmmm Go figure... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ha! I can feel ya on that. Oh well, whaddaya gonna do? In the meantime, Where's the slutted up ho-bag? Mmm! Yummy... blog on!
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing I've run into women that I've "known" before it's interesting how we react some, may want to pick up exactly where we left off others, want the meeting to end as quickly as possible your post reminded me of a couple of memories be safe Dan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne" Met my old lover in the grocery store The snow was falling Christmas Eve I stood behind her in the frozen foods And I touched her on the sleeve She didn't recognize the face at first But then her eyes flew open wide She went to hug me and she spilled her purse And we laughed until we cried We took her groceries to the check out stand The food was totaled up and bagged We stood there lost in our embarrassment As the conversation lagged We went to have ourselves a drink or two But couldn't find an open bar We bought a six-pack at the liquor store And we drank it in her car To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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You know he was remembering you naked as you walked away. Ahhh, memories
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6/11/2020 5:44 pm |
You sure you don't need something painted?
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I never delete my messages for this very reason... LOL I always know if I've spoken to people previously because their messages continue to be there.
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Ooh! The hippy hippy shake
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Ooh! The hippy hippy shake
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