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Seeking unstable man for drama filled, filthy relationship (Reprise)  

Sapiogurl 61F
5479 posts
5/5/2016 6:12 pm
Seeking unstable man for drama filled, filthy relationship (Reprise)


Thought I'd re-post for all the new cummers to my blog. Why not ask for what I want...right?

I'm looking for a like-minded man to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.

Please be someone who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection will eventually lead you to both push me away and pull me closer. The end goal being a love/hate cycle that will lead to consensual abusive sex, infidelity and the eventual emotional breakdown of one of us...or if we're lucky...both!

I have lived in Maine a little over 2 years and am self employed. I am a tall girl and am not secure enough to date a man shorter than me (5'9"). You could of course tell me you're 6' hoping I won't notice when we meet. I am confident, intelligent, love sports and am a singer.

In order to be considered PLEASE meet the following requirements:

* Be 48 to 58 years old
* Have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships
* Enjoy (or fake) degrading, humiliating sex
* Be married or already in an unstable relationship
* Drink to "forget" and/or are heavily medicated

Although not a deal breaker you'd get bonus points if you:

* Prefer only to text and email rather than actually meet
* Have a profile that is beautifully written with vintage photos
* Live at least 200 miles from me
* Appreciate the charm and psychosis of a woman who's been active on various dating sites for 6 months

If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please send me an email.

TIP: I expect to be overwhelmed with responses to this post, if you want to stand out in the pack, when you email, keep it simple. Just say something like "hi" or "hot". That'll get my attention...you bet it will! xoxo


Please read my blog The Sapiophiles Sapiogurl


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
5/5/2016 6:32 pm

Well, the age thing killed it for me.

Maybe next time !


Sapiogurl replies on 5/5/2016 7:13 pm:

Exceptions may be made for you sexxy man

cwazywabbit009 59M
6313 posts
5/5/2016 6:34 pm

So being overqualified is a bonus, right?

Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


Sapiogurl replies on 5/5/2016 7:14 pm:

CW you are outta mt league and I know it.

txslowpoke 70M  
2557 posts
5/5/2016 6:44 pm

well so much for finally finding the perfect woman as i am to old... but i did luv to read your blog... you are a hoot


PyschoLoco 61M
1550 posts
5/5/2016 6:48 pm

Gawd, I love Maine in the summer. Can I bring my cousin who's pregnant with my 4th child from 3 different mothers and her 2 small stepchildren?

Standards are people too.....kinda


Sapiogurl replies on 5/5/2016 7:15 pm:

Hell yah, bring the fam...fit right in. ha ha

lookin4funinBC9 63M
1386 posts
5/5/2016 6:55 pm

OMG I think I meet everything you are looking for. But I just don't have the energy to go through with any of it. lol.


Sapiogurl replies on 5/5/2016 7:18 pm:

Ha ha me either. I am full of shit.

satyrnsheepzskin 46M
5939 posts
5/5/2016 7:15 pm

Oh my Fucking gawd!!! My face hurts now from all the smiling and laughing ... you wouldn't like me anyway. I'm an engineer, a certified nerd, and a complete fucking slut.

And I'm a blunt, overly honest, aggressively ferocious asshole.

Women everywhere absolutely despise me. Trust me. Just read my blog, and you'll see.

Satyr in Sheep's Skin
Peruse my many stories at Satyr39s Storybook Corner or my Renaissance Era BDSM fantasy story at Serial Story Reinport39s Crowning Index.


abouttime28 54M
74 posts
5/6/2016 2:00 am

To sweeten the pot I will tell you that, I scratch my ass and pick my nose in public, and talk with my mouth full. I will make you repeat yourself constantly because i never listen, take witty sarcasm personally, and here it is..... can't hold a conversation outside of sports, sex and talking about myself.....now stop talking they are going into overtime


Sapiogurl replies on 5/6/2016 2:48 pm:

I'll talk sex and sports all day long baby. We'll be fighting for the stage regarding talking about ourselves though. I'm an attention whore, 'case you haven't figured that out.

Maybe2day1999 68M

5/6/2016 4:48 am

Hi...lmao.

GREAT, (sarcastic) hon...I am the opposite to just about all the requirements. (true)

Do you HAVE to kick me to the curb like this? I haven't even asked you and you say no?

Well, I will have to stay in touch and see if you change over time. We both know you have changed some...just like fine wine. I still have a chance...(grin)

Hugs


Sapiogurl replies on 5/6/2016 2:49 pm:

Opposites attract baby. Marry me!

cwazywabbit009 59M
6313 posts
5/6/2016 6:51 am

Sapiogurl replies on 5/5/2016 10:14 pm:

CW you are outta mt league and I know it.

What you talkin' about Willis!?

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Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


JonClubFemme 66M
903 posts
5/6/2016 12:36 pm

I certainly match much of what you are looking for! Please have a look at my profile and blogs in detail, Thanks Jon


Sapiogurl replies on 5/6/2016 2:50 pm:

Do you have a photo on your blog? I'll visit anyway. xoxo

HowzAboutFun4Us 59M  
122 posts
5/6/2016 1:11 pm

i'm your huckleberry.....


peterpiper4013a 61M
206 posts
5/6/2016 10:00 pm

Hmmm, I' probably what you are crabing but I'm a litle far alhough...nothing a pkane RIDE can't fix!


Sapiogurl replies on 5/7/2016 5:38 am:

Ooooh baby love that pic. Where are your lickable balls? I want them swirling around in my hot mouth. Mmmm

spamjavelin02 51M
136 posts
5/6/2016 11:51 pm

Sarcasm may very well be the lowest form of wit.....but it's funny as fuck. x


Sapiogurl replies on 5/7/2016 5:41 am:

I try to act nonchalant, but underneath I'm chalant as fuck. I like how you think baby. I think I need a diesel fill.

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