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AFF'S LOST AND FOUND.... report or claim lost items here  

Cuddly_Kitten 54F
15136 posts
4/30/2017 9:40 am
AFF'S LOST AND FOUND.... report or claim lost items here

HotMatch.com's LOST AND FOUND

A few items have been turned in and place in the HotMatch.com'S LOST AND FOUND basket.
Please let me know if you've lost any of the following items lately....

1. A GENTLY USED PENIS (Bent slightly to the left)
2. A HALF USED BOTTLE OF EDIBLE LOVE LOTION. (flavor is Pussy Pink Peachiness)
3. A BROKEN HEART. (Several have been turned in so you will need to identify yours)
4. A FEW CHERRIES. (Mine was one of them, lol)
5. A LITTLE BLACK BOOK ( filled with the names and numbers of all the Sister Bloggers)
6. A FULL SET OF BLUE BALLS... (still being squeezed by a female hand)

ARE ANY OF THESE ITEMS YOURS????? CLAIM THEM NOW....

OR YOU CAN REPORT AN ITEM LOST...
WHAT HAVE YOU LOST TODAY??

I probably have it in my basket....
Let me know what it is... and I'll look for it...




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Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
4/30/2017 9:42 am

Hi, I came on here today and my profile is wiped out. Are you having trouble with yours? Very strange.


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 9:45 am

    Quoting Leegs2012:
    Hi, I came on here today and my profile is wiped out. Are you having trouble with yours? Very strange.
Not today... but I've heard of other's who are having issues... I was having some other technical problems yesterday but I contacted them and they fixed it.

Have you lost a set of BLUE BALLS?? I have some in my Lost and Found basket.???? lol

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 9:47 am

    Quoting Horny_Cat68:
    Little black book may be mine, I can identify it, it's little, and black
I will need your DNA to compare to the semen stains on this book... lol...

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Luv2bottom4u2 67M  
1875 posts
4/30/2017 9:47 am

They are my Blue Balls Kitten, treat them as you will !


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 9:49 am

    Quoting Luv2bottom4u2:
    They are my Blue Balls Kitten, treat them as you will !
Not so fast...lol.. I have to identify these blue balls.. they have a mole on them.... Lmao... (Porky's?? remember that movie...lol)

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Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
4/30/2017 10:14 am

    Quoting Cuddly_Kitten:
    Not today... but I've heard of other's who are having issues... I was having some other technical problems yesterday but I contacted them and they fixed it.

    Have you lost a set of BLUE BALLS?? I have some in my Lost and Found basket.???? lol
You can find my blue balls anytime!!


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:14 am

    Quoting  :

Have you lost anything lately??? I have a ton of items...

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:15 am

    Quoting Leegs2012:
    You can find my blue balls anytime!!
LMAO.. I have a set I'm trying to identify....

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:15 am

    Quoting  :

That is unfortunate. The heart is mine...

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:16 am

    Quoting  :

I've got my floating devices .... meow

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thikhead 67M
3346 posts
4/30/2017 10:17 am

nothing in your lost and found is mine:

still have the penis, although MORE than gently used ,

still have the broken heart , and

still have the blue balls but WITHOUT the female hand squeezing them

or else they wouldnt be blue ! have any ideas there?

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
4/30/2017 10:17 am

I lost a watcher! Down to 24 now But I think it may of been my stalker, as he/she was always quiet, never spoke a word. So looking for a watcher/ stalker kinda character, if any are turned in!


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:21 am

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    I lost a watcher! Down to 24 now But I think it may of been my stalker, as he/she was always quiet, never spoke a word. So looking for a watcher/ stalker kinda character, if any are turned in!
I'll keep my eyes out for this....."watcher"..... and if I can't find them... I'll send a new watcher....lol

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:21 am

    Quoting thikhead:
    nothing in your lost and found is mine:

    still have the penis, although MORE than gently used ,

    still have the broken heart , and

    still have the blue balls but WITHOUT the female hand squeezing them

    or else they wouldnt be blue ! have any ideas there?
Hello Thik.... I looked for ideas and I couldn't find any...lol... Do you have any you would like to add???

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CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
4/30/2017 10:25 am

Only a "gently used penis"? - HOW disappointing!!

I'm a HUGE photography fan, and most of my "lost" items come in from that area. I've written a few posts about this - Will the Owner of These Feet Please Come Claim Them about a picture of someone's feet that was taken by my i-Pad while I was on a business trip, and Will The Owner of These Hot Pictures Please Contact Me about some photographs on a USB stick of mine that I could not identify the owner of when it came time to file them.

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candylicker_6t9 62M
317 posts
4/30/2017 10:27 am

BLUE BALLS! I HATE BLUE BALLS! Almost passed out from the pain once when I was young and dumb.


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:30 am

    Quoting candylicker_6t9:
    BLUE BALLS! I HATE BLUE BALLS! Almost passed out from the pain once when I was young and dumb.
So..... Are you claiming these blue balls in my basket?? lol

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thikhead 67M
3346 posts
4/30/2017 10:30 am

    Quoting Cuddly_Kitten:
    Hello Thik.... I looked for ideas and I couldn't find any...lol... Do you have any you would like to add???
hunnybutters post about the same time as yours

"eye contact during oral" (and my response post)

would be a good place to start . . .

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:31 am

I have a few in the back that are tattered and worn..... Would you like to identify them? Lmao

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candylicker_6t9 62M
317 posts
4/30/2017 10:49 am

    Quoting Cuddly_Kitten:
    So..... Are you claiming these blue balls in my basket?? lol
As long as you're willing to massage them till they're all better.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
4/30/2017 10:50 am

ahhhhh...i love my broken vibe somewhere??? if you find, please return to me...i know it's broken...but it was my fave...oh by the way...it was hot pink...yes...thank you...


Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 10:51 am

    Quoting candylicker_6t9:
    As long as you're willing to massage them till they're all better.
ha ha... that's a good one... Meeow

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 11:28 am

ha ha.. I will be the judge of that.

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 11:29 am

    Quoting ChuckyBaby502:
    The heart isn't mine either. I have lost a few hours of sleep . . . if they are in there, I'd like to have them back..lol
Meeeow to you

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Cuddly_Kitten 54F
6354 posts
4/30/2017 12:23 pm

    Quoting  :

Double D breasts??? Big boobs?

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