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We'll need a new word for the pattern left on the butt after the schhllllllap because schhllllllap print wouldn't do it justice. Mr Joe's "confident enough to be able to talk with me" does not inspire a lot of faith in his conversation abilities. What is he hiding ....... maybe under his plastic covered couch? Great social experiment though!  Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it 
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These are all hilarious. If Mr. William is truly a writer then i think we are all in trouble.
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Ohhhhh...I so want to take that word of the day and write something about Frodo. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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I have just started reading a couple of blogs and your blog was the first .. I have to say I think I will be a regular reader. I have not laughed this hard in quite some time. Thanks for the laughs.
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What the actual hell on your second fellow? Confident enough (well we all know you are) to watch a movie with him, naked from the waist down on first meeting. Um, no? No, just no. Nope. That will not happen with most normal witted women, much less an intelligent one. And you sense of humor is waaaaay too close to my own. You wrote the word schillllllap and I almost wanted to act that out. Unfortunately, my only audience would be my two stressed out high schoolers who are studying for finals, who would have looked at me with the greatest of disdain and then said "whatever mom! You are so weird." Which I'll admit, I am. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Excellent words today my friend! Seems like the nuts are the ones who answer your ad on that site. "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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I had a gentleman on AM pay $$ to simply tell me "you are too chubby anyway". No other explanation for his lovely words. Then I realized that he had made a profile picture request that I had turned down. So I asked if his itty bitty feelings got all butthurt cuz my chubby self didn't send him my pictures. Then I offered him a hug to make it all better. lol He actually later sent me an apology for being so rude. The world never ceases to amuse me.
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This just keeps getting better by the day!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFFLMAO (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Curious_Ginger80 replies on 1/24/2017 7:59 pm: Now, if you could work in Frodo, froideur, and foie gras, that would be an alliterative masterpiece that perhaps my good friend The Condescending Cowboy would appreciate! [br A challenge? You're a challenger? Forty French freaks, frantic about his froideur, ferociously fellated Frodo, then feasted on froie gras, finally finishing Friday's festivities on the frigate Flamande. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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That "schhllaaap" was the coup de grace my lady ! ( I actually used to relate it to junior prom parties, when you were dislocated from your "damme", after the slow songs ended and you parted sweaty cheeks all flustered....) Cheers and stay strong ! P
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