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Dear Sweet Lovely Canadian Women
 

redrockrascal 65M
8438 posts
11/9/2016 6:06 am
Dear Sweet Lovely Canadian Women

A few details I didn’t mention in my profile.

I look good in flannel, eh

I am an excellent marksman, eh

I actually prefer Moosehead and Molson to Coors and Buttwiper, eh

I like Canadian Football much better than NFL, eh

Can chop down trees with . . . an ax, eh

I can build a sturdy wall, eh

I can easily learn Canadian, eh
Behaviour, colour, favourite,

Just sayin . . . eh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/13/2016 5:52 am
    Quoting spankandsquirt20:
    So....I mean.....you are basically almost Canadian....or at least as Canadian as I am......so please do come on up. We can snuggle in my flannel sheets .
I would look good in flannel sheets and in . . . you
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


spankandsquirt20 45F
10597 posts
11/12/2016 6:54 pm

 So....I mean.....you are basically almost Canadian....or at least as Canadian as I am......so please do come on up. We can snuggle in my flannel sheets .


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/12/2016 7:42 am
    Quoting  :
That would be a problem. I lived in the Colorado Rockies one winter and it was a hockey town. I could fake loving hockey as much as I can fake an orgasm.

I didn't have to fake being a RAIDER fan but I did have to make friends with the lady who tended bar where the only big screen TV for miles was.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/11/2016 6:21 am
    Quoting  :
Thank you J, its all in fun.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/11/2016 5:45 am
    Quoting tickles4us:
    I thought you were heading to Canada... Did you decide that was within the accuracy range of the incoming arsenal?
Well Lil Kim (Jung Un) may have the range but his accuracy has been shall we say an issue. Whereas no one is gonna waste a perfectly good warhead on some lil islands in the middle of no where.

Annnd, every day would be Half Nekked Wednesday - enjoy that visual
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/11/2016 5:40 am
    Quoting  :
Its a light beer so that works for me.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/11/2016 5:39 am
    Quoting  :
Huh? I didn’t know eh equaled huh.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
11/11/2016 5:26 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Right after T starts WW III say "Oh that damn RedRock went to the South Pacific far from the nuclear glow of the US citizens".
I thought you were heading to Canada... Did you decide that was within the accuracy range of the incoming arsenal?
Vive La Difference


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/10/2016 5:08 pm
    Quoting tickles4us:
    You chickenshit deserter or should I say desserter?
Right after T starts WW III say "Oh that damn RedRock went to the South Pacific far from the nuclear glow of the US citizens".
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/10/2016 5:05 pm
    Quoting  :
I prefer warm beavers BTW
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/10/2016 5:04 pm
    Quoting  :
Are you sure your hubby would mind sleeping in the spare room while you and I are together?

I've never heard of Big Rock or Steam Whistle but I'm a quick learner.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
11/10/2016 10:56 am

 You chickenshit deserter or should I say desserter?
Vive La Difference


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 3:51 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    You know Team Trump is watching your every word.
So if I say fuck them they'll get the message?
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


mc_justmc 63M

11/9/2016 3:46 pm

 You know Team Trump is watching your every word.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 3:40 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    You've a couple of offers here.....get yourself across that border!!!
I'm filling out all the forms and brushing up on my Canadian to English dictionary.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
11/9/2016 12:47 pm

 You've a couple of offers here.....get yourself across that border!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 9:50 am
    Quoting northshoretake2:
    "I like Canadian Football much better than NFL, eh"

    Shameless.
Survival of the fittest and those who can adapt to extreme changes. . . . eh?
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


northshoretake2 50M  
1626 posts
11/9/2016 9:29 am

 "I like Canadian Football much better than NFL, eh"

Shameless.
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 7:41 am
    Quoting  :
Spiders are tolerable, even nice, compared to what we'll have here too soon.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 7:38 am
    Quoting littlelady220:
    Thank You Trump, I may be able to find a boyfriend from afar now.....LOL
I'm yours. Can I move in by January 20th?
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 6:58 am
    Quoting  :
I'm trying to keep it light now because later . . . ehhhhhhhh
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 6:57 am
    Quoting  :
Monarch sounds a lot friendlier that psychotic dictator.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 6:54 am
    Quoting cwazywabbit009:
    More importantly, how do you like your Timmies and what kind of maple syrup do you like? Those questions are on the citizenship test after all
Timmies with a lil bit o Canadian cream eh

what kind of maple syrup? Canadian of course.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 6:52 am
    Quoting  :
I love bacon and poon tang
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/9/2016 6:51 am
    Quoting  :
I love beavers
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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