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don't stop now  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2336 posts
6/4/2015 4:25 am
don't stop now


Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?

A: A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.


A man and his wife are in bed.

She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

“Oh, that feels good.” She says.

His hand moves to her breast. “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.” She says.

His hand moves to her leg. “Oh, honey, don’t stop.” She says.

But he stops.

Why did you stop? She asks.

“I found the remote.” He said


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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
6/4/2015 11:47 am

That first joke is new to me


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
6/13/2015 12:17 pm

2 funny...

thanks for posting...

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