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Blogs > Blairianfun > Thoughts on Sex and Laughter

Yoga and the white, male engineer  

Blairianfun 57M
5 posts
9/15/2014 6:13 pm
Yoga and the white, male engineer

Over the last 3 years, I have lost 50 lbs, hiked deep into the mountains around Tucson, and gotten to the point were I can bike the monument and Sabino Canyon. However, my hips move like a gate welded shut and I dance like armor left out in the rain for a century or two. As a result, thought I would try yoga and see what happens. 75 days later, this is what I have learned thus far:

Some positions I could do from the start - Corpse, Mountain, .

Some positions I have learned to get close: Half Moon, Eagle, half Tiger.

Some positions, not in this life time: Rabbit, Ear Pressure, Shoulder stand.

Some positions truly should be renamed: Hair pulling, Happy HAPPY, Bite my nipples, and surely extended puppy should be called eager pussy. (Photos when I figure out how)

And a nubile young woman saying "let your thoughts drift away and listen to your body for the next 60 minutes" in a room full of females in spandex and sports bras is just asking for trouble.

Blairianfun 57M
25 posts
9/15/2014 6:55 pm

 If anyone knows how to embed Cow, Happy Baby, Fish, and Extended Puppy, would be appreciative.


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