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How a Pussy Was Made  

needledick19444 74M/71F  
15 posts
1/28/2019 5:31 am
How a Pussy Was Made


Seven wise men made up their minds, To build a pussy of their own design................... The first is a Carpenter full of wit, With a hammer and chisel he made a split................. The second a Blacksmith black as coal, with anvil and sledge he made a hole................ The third a tailor, long and slim, with a piece of red ribbon he lined it within,................. The fourth was a furrier big and stout, with the skin of a bear he lied it with out............. The fifth a fisherman, old and bent, with rotten herring he gave it a scent........................ The sixth a doctor with a M.D. degree, He patted it and said it would pee......................... The seventh a Rabbi, a mean witty runt, He FUCKED IT BLESSED IT and called it a CUNT

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