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PLAYGIRL, INC  

needledick19444 74M/71F  
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10/15/2018 2:34 pm
PLAYGIRL, INC

President: Douglas Lambert, Executive Vice President William J. Miles, Jr. Controller; Gregory Reynolds We wish to thank you for your recent letter and10 glossy photographs which we received. We regret, however, that we will not be able to use you as Playgirl's MAN OF THE MOUTH. When rated by our panel of AAW (Average American Women) on a scale from 1 to 10, your body was rated a minus two (2). The AAW, as determined by our scieniteic investigators, is an unmarried or widowed female between the ages of 60 and 75 who has not been involved in sex for five years or longer. To Further justify our ration's we submitted your Photographs to a panel of women in the 25 to35 age range but could not get them to stop laughing long enough to rate you. Please be assured that should we teste of the American woman ever change so drastically that bodies of your stature are in demand for our CENTERFOLD you will be notified. Meanwhile, DON'T CALL US; WE WILL CALL YOU. Sincerely, Joseph B Blank P.S. Our staff and I wish to take this opportunity to express our heartfelt sympathy to your female companion.

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