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Baby Powder My friend NaughtyInSO suggested I use my new picture as my profile photo, and trusting in her aesthetic taste, I’ve done it. She claimed I looked philosophical. joisygirl invoked Hippocrates, but I thought that made me sound fat. [blog Darling_Annette] joined in, making it sort of a Greek chorus. mcmaniac admired my new photo. I was confused at first because he said it was a Greek bust and my spirits were flattened… but he made a reference to baby powder and a little light clicked on. So I ended up flattered. We’ve been friends for quite a while but apparently he’s ready to take it to the next level. So I went for the baby powder. The site does not appear to approve of the photo with the same enthusiasm as Mac, since I can’t upload it as a profile photo. They did consent to allow it as an “other”, probably suspecting that it’s been Photoshopped. It’s just Johnson and Johnsoned, people. The OTHER Johnson, the baby powder! I can’t manage to get the other Johnson anywhere near my face. No matter how old a gets he can always manage to lick his Johnson, but even thinking about it makes my back scream in agony. I’ve seen photos of human males performing the act and it’s NOT like a train wreck- I’ve not only always been able to look away, but did it in a hurry. Young have an urge to put anything they find right in their mouths, but I don’t think I could have done it as a three year old even if it had occurred to me. I had never heard of masturbation at that age, let alone jelqing, and self fellatio was light years from my ken. I don’t even want to see a beautiful woman performing cunnilingus on herself. There’s a point where a thing is just grotesque, too unnatural to be more than a curiosity and not at all arousing, like Mick Jagger. You see that kind of thing in porn all the time- awkward positions that allow for close and clinical observation of penetration, insertion and thrusting but are likely to injure at least one if not both participants. I even worry that the camera operator will get hurt. Don’t try this at home, . This post is just the kind of thing that can happen if you contemplate an ancient marble bust for too long. Don’t try this at home either, . I have years of experience and hours of practice at bullshit and I’m something of a pro. Always call before you dig, and wear eye protection.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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 , the main profile pic, looks like Jeremy Corbyn ( Opposition leader in the UK) the second pic, Willie Nelson 
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, the main profile pic, looks like Jeremy Corbyn ( Opposition leader in the UK) the second pic, Willie Nelson Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I think your new photo is quite biblical! 
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I think your new photo is quite biblical! (It does have rather a Solomon the Wise look to it, doesn't it? I would have suggested John the Baptist but he came to a quite unpleasant end, didn't he? We don't want that!) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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 Thank you Lala. I do look ancient! But I have many goats.Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thanks, Cinn! I miss the hat too- it's cold here! And I can't find my comments anywhere. I'm still looking for the Green Hornet. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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The truth has been out for a while now.  This blog is no place for dignity.Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You are a Greek god - Damnation to whatever the goats and sheep say. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Oh, I forgot . . . Baby Powder my ass When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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You are a Greek god - Damnation to whatever the goats and sheep say. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Oh, I forgot . . . Baby Powder my ass Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Your new profile pic and this 'powdered' version of it reveal your true persona - regal (thank you, Lala!) philosopher. Your blog and your comments reveal your true nature - witty, foulmouthed smartass. And I adore you!  Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Your new profile pic and this 'powdered' version of it reveal your true persona - regal (thank you, Lala!) philosopher. Your blog and your comments reveal your true nature - witty, foulmouthed smartass. And I adore you! Ваше обожание возвращенные десятикратные Баба zlota! (I hope to Christ that says what I think it does. I did NOT mean to tell you that you have the breasts of the smallest yak.) Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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And just what are you gonna do with half a goat? Maybe I don't want to know.............yes I do! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Cool.... now where are we to build your temple?  Vive La Difference
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Thank you young Lady! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You do look like a Greek god KZ.. Love the new profile pic hugsssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Cool.... now where are we to build your temple? I'm already worn out from all these preparations.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You do look like a Greek god KZ.. Love the new profile pic hugsssssss V Who the fuck wants to be just a country boy? To hell with that! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I don't know kzoo, there is kind of a Greek feel to your profile pic. But I'm feeling more of a strong Willy Nelson vibe. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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I don't know kzoo, there is kind of a Greek feel to your profile pic. But I'm feeling more of a strong Willy Nelson vibe. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Everyone is talking about your most excellent pics. But you had me thinking about the oroboros. 
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This is very much the bust of a gadfly philosopher... how true to you! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Everyone is talking about your most excellent pics. But you had me thinking about the oroboros. My brain really does work mostly in free association mode, and that's where it took me as soon as I read Johnson and Johnson on that squeeze bottle of powder. First thing to pop in there was a double dicked guy...if you could make like ouroboros and self fellate, and you had two dicks, would you alternate between dicks or finish one and then move to the other? Maybe try to cram them both in at once? Anyway, I didn't want to get too complicated or give anyone a headache lying awake at night wrestling with these questions, so I kept it simple. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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This is very much the bust of a gadfly philosopher... how true to you! I should have done it up right and worn a brassiere. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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