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A great read KZ.. Who said you can't learn something on here.. hugss V Very good post by the way! loved it.. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Now I've gotcha where I want ya! I'm comin' in to get you! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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We do seem to need those labels, and sometimes they're actually useful, but the compulsively neat among us have way too many cubbyholes. Chaos confuses them and offends them but often their neatness bleeds over into my chaos, and it offends me. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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An excellent critique of the sapiosexual term.  I'm also pleased that someone else think Ayn Rand's book is a crock of shite! Someone has to blow Donald Rumsfeld and someone has to be pounded by Alan Greenspan. All I can say is that they have tiny dicks; I hardly felt a thing!   Now that's some HOT pillow talk! What fucking planet was she from? She wore a trashcan on her head and used a cigarette holder, ferchrissakes! But that was just petty, making fun of the way she looked. All you have to do to discredit her is recommend her indecipherable books. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You've hit the nail square on its head. Thoughts from the Garden...
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One fresh load of cream coming right up! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You've hit the nail square on its head. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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This is by far the silliest, the funniest and the goofiest post you've ever written, my dear friend. Thank you!!!!!!  Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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This is by far the silliest, the funniest and the goofiest post you've ever written, my dear friend. Thank you!!!!!! Thank you Pet. I treasure your friendship. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Write on! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Awwwwwww  Why does everybody gotta pick on Alan Greenspan? Am I missing some ....... point?Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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It's not Irish. Italians make the sweetest cream, you know... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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The manufacture or Reese"s Peanut Butter Cups is one of the finest cultural and culinary achievements of modern man. It's nearly enough to forgive all of the pollution and misery heaped upon this poor abused planet. The possession of these gastronomical jewels can relieve the angst of adolescence and their consumption can ease the anxiety of loneliness and desperation in all but the most damaged souls among us. I like to nibble away the bottom of the cups and lick the peanut butter out of the cavity.  Heath Bars are a damned good thing too. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Si j'ai bien compris le numéro Un à traversé l'Amérique et vous a tous converti à l'étiquetage  If I understood the number Uno to cross America and all of you converted labeling 
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I don't think all of us converted by any means. There are resistance movements, but they get shouted down. You know how Americans are about religion. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Personally I don't understand it. To be turned on solely by intelligence. I've known some pretty intelligent people who are stupid when it comes to common sense. Or they believe they are better than all the rest of us. I think it is a load of horse shit. So yes, we agree on something B. I thought we always agreed though, so I am not really sure what you were hinting at. I think the original intent of that neologism was quite narrow and very specific. Gender and appearance were unimportant- the man who invented the word was aroused by intelligence- his opinion of intelligence- irregardless of gender or any other factors, and didn't input any other attractants. But- the mob got hold of it and wanted to shout "Me too! Me too!" before really understanding what it meant. And they fucked it up. So, yeah, horseshit. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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It's a circle. Except that it could be a circus. 
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It's a circle. Except that it could be a circus. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well Bill I used to think I was a sapiosexual, then I changed my mind once I understood what that word meant. I really love women, and get turned on by women of all sizes, and races. When I see a chunky women with green eyes all the blood drain from my head covered with hair and congregate in my foreskin covered bald head and stays there until it is pumped back up. Viagra has nothing over them. Truth be told, I don't even care even if she has as any IQ at all for monkey sex, I prefer one who is as dumb as a door knob. Now that I know that I am really still a cave man, the missing link that scientist have been searching for, an yet unclassified sub species that I call Hetroerectus.( an ape with no homosexual desires but gets an erection at the sight and sound of a woman(any woman), who has more language skill than a homoerectus, but less than the wise ones, the sapiens). Since I am somewhat sensual would the term Hetroeroticus/ hetrosensualis be better term to use when I update my profile?. Hetroeroticus searching for hetro sensualis, bisensualis a huge plus? Scientists have been looking for the missing link in Africa ans Siberia. They should have been looking in Asia, specifically in the Indian sub continent. Had they read Marco Polo's journal they would have found a totally different culture there. They would have learned that Monogamy, inequality, slavery, Odepous complex, ownership of property, women and beast, soul mate paradigm were all imported to India by Mugals and British. According to Polo"when a woman's husband leaves her to go on a journey of more than 20 days, as soon as he has left, she takes another husband, and this she is fully entitled to do by local usage. And the men, wherever they go, take wives in the same way." This explains why India is fucked up now. Modern Indian men have to be so much more to get a piece of tail than our ancestors. I guess Indians motto was "make love not war". The Mongolian men on the other hand loved hunting both humans and beasts. They also developed an ingenious way to survive.What impressed Marco polo most was the way in which the women got on with the lion's share of the workquot;the men do not bother themselves about anything but hunting and warfare and falconry." In term of marriage, Marco described that the Mongols practiced polygamy. A Mongol man could take as many wives as he liked. On the death of the head of the house the eldest son married his father's wives, but not his own mother. A man could also take on his brother's wives if they were widowed. Marco rounded off his account of Mongol's home life by mentioning that alcoholic standby "They drink mare's milk subjected to a process that makes it like white wine and very good to drink. It is called koumiss" Hmm letting women do most of the chores, hunt/fight and get drunk, sounds a lot like modern day Russians and to some extent us Americans. "Rules for happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.”― Immanuel Kant .
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Hetroeroticus and hetrosensualis...good names!  The way I see it, anthropology has the links- what's missing is the chain. It's an endlessly fascinating pursuit, trying to figure out who and what we are. I'm intrigued by all the false starts that surely were made, all the detours and dead ends. We must have a hell of a lot of extinct cousins. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you Calypso! The laughter is temporary, the confusion I'm afraid is permanent. But if you look at man's fixation with his own wisdom and superiority, you just start giggling all over again. We don't know shit, but that doesn't keep us from labeling it and organizing it. tough shit funny shit good shit great shit fucked up shit crazy shit And so it goes.... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Ha! I never saw that coming! Thank you sweetheart! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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We seem to have found our modern-day Mencken! (See his various mentions of Boobus Americanus, the genus which is in keen competition with homo sonofabitchicus for essential resources such as elbow room and the better sipping rums.) We agree that intelligence is not the only criterium for sexual attraction. That said, as the best of satire does, you've gone to the absurd extreme to make a point somewhere in the middle: namely that pretension, and the overt need to lick a cerebrum or two, isn't very attractive at all. But... is there no room, amid all the sweet souls one might couple with, for allowing one's passion to rise as the result of a well-phrased quip, a keen insight, the untangling of a particularly knotty Gordian? Are those who celebrate wisdom quietly destined to wander in a sexual desert for 40 years, a fate destined to result in inbreeding, if not downright extinction? And speaking of mongoloidism, if it is such an objectionable condition, how did they manage to create such delicious beef? Let there be all kinds. And you yourself have proven your own appreciation for intelligence through your quoting of Mark Twain over a considerably lesser luminary such as -- to choose a name purely at random -- P.G. Wodehouse, for example. Finally, I would suggest that if Darwin's theories are to be embraced we need to determine the role of your own particular mutation: that of homo illegitimus ridiculam, Funny as hell, and a definite puncturing of pretense! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Celebrating wisdom is one thing. Humping it like a bitch in heat is another. If you put all of the people who worship their own brilliance in one room they could start publishing a magazine, but we already have The National Review. Just how many onanist forums does one nation need? I can't answer for the Mongolismians, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the secret to mongolish cuisine is human DNA. They have to do something with the polo ball after the game. Your attempt to revive the Twain vs. Wodehouse debate will fail. I have already conceded that you are correct. I don't see that introducing Doris Lesser into the mix adds anything at all. She and Wodehouse were indeed both British subjects and shared the distinction of being born to gentry in the foreign service but Wodehouse confined his efforts to comedy and Lesser to more serious pursuits- never the Twain shall meet. I'm not denying that she could tell a joke at need but to do it day after day without breaking a sweat calls for a tongue placed firmly in cheek and kept there. My own lineage is an open book. I'm descended from a thief and I proved it with this post. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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too looooooooooong
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