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The United States of Whatever
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The United States of Whatever So, did i get your attention with the last blog post? Admittedly, it's not even one of my best posts and i wrote it while highly annoyed with someone here. Again, i learned my lesson with someone who is way too centered on this site as a community member. It just made me realize that i really don't mind being the one neighbor with the unkept yard and barking in the front yard to keep the other neighbors away. But enough of that, cause if i don't like the drama.. I'm not going to perpetuate and ruminate on it any longer. On to more important things... like.. Have you ever been in a crowded room and felt that magnetic attraction as you zone in on a single person across the room who is looking at you also? Have you ever been so drawn to them that you begin to cross that room and weave your way through the intermittent glimpses into conversations and whisps of perfumes and colognes. At some point, you lose sight but keep moving forward into the blur of faces and noise, but then you hit a clearing and that person you were so drawn to is suddenly there in front of you. Now is your chance to say something clever, profound, funny or even sardonic, but all you can manage to do is mumble a monotone, Hi. Regardless, the conversation swells to a crescendo so intense that you have to get some air and away from the peripheral conversations in your general area. You find yourselves in a quiet spot and once the time is right and you've exhausted your encyclopedic knowledge of comics and super hero origin stories, she or he leans in for a kiss. You oblige and move in, but right before the moment your lips make contact, you get a sniff of their breath and it smells like a McDonalds dumpster in the Texas summer heat. What do you do? |
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this is why i tell you to brush your teeth before bed. LOL jk amorcito!! 
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