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Blogs > GoodTimes222 > Random Thoughts

Golfing  

GoodTimes222 71M
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5/31/2016 12:16 pm
Golfing
I haven't posted in quite a while. Seems I haven't been on the blogs much. So to break that streak here's a little levity.

One day, out on the fairway John accidentally overturned his golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," he replied as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.

"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles.

Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.

She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... "Well okay," he finally agreed but thought to himself, "my wife won't like it."

After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, he thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still under the cart, I guess" he said.

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