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Does my vagina look fat in this picture?  

pussygalor1975 48F
210 posts
7/31/2013 8:21 pm
Does my vagina look fat in this picture?

Does anyone ever look at a picture of yet another penis and think... oh boy... this is the one. Now, when I first joined HotMatch.com; I used to giggle to myself when chatting on my cell phone all the time. I thought that the little chat bubble made it look like the dick was talking. when I started giving them accents, I began to worry. I couldn't keep people straight either...it's like.. oh ya.. I remember this penis he lives in Texas. (automatic Texas twang, although I do remember putting a little mental Stetson on the top) Oh look, here's that little hairy guy from Seattle.

Can anyone see why I am confused?

Personally, I want to see what you look like first. I don't want to cam with the great unknown either. Absolutely refuse to go in blind again.(we won't speak of this) If you want to have sexy playtime, I probably am going to see what you look like at SOME point in the afternoon or evening, or morning. So just go ahead and send me the shot. It will be okay.

Twice now I have entered a chatroom; only to be tormented by the queens of the chat until I fled. What in the world would possess these little girls (26 & 21) and even worse the grown-ass ladies (52 & 5 to be online bullies. Maybe they didn't get enough hugs as a or their parents made them wear a bag on their face everywhere becuz they were fugly; while I can't comment on their childhood, I can comment on how rude they were treating other members and how they made me feel too.

Here's how it went down.

Late one night Pussy decided that she was in the mood for sexy chat(Meeeoooww!), so I entered the hottub or cyberfantasy room. Was greeted enthusiastically by the guys. then I noticed the conversation the ladies in the room were having.

Jerk #1 I can't believe what she's wearing.
Jerk#2 I know... it's so taboo to put your face up in here.
(really, if there an HotMatch.com code that I should have read before entering the catroom (it says catroom on purpose), can someone please let me know)
Jerk#1 She is probably too scared to post her boobs cuz she's old and fat LMAO
Jerk#2 Take off your shirt loser,,, what kind of name is pussygalor

(this was the younger two)
I just sat there and ignored the 10 or 12 guys desperately trying to get my attention and watched the conversation of these 2 brats. Pretty much in shock that people could act that badly. I didn't even reply, I just left.

BUT next time I am not going to be a pussy. BE FOREWARNED

Because there are a couple things that they were wrong about...

I can wear what I want. And post what I want. It's not highschool ladies, get over yourself. Nobody died and left you in charge of HotMatch.com`s code (fingerquotes)

1 in 15 profiles aren't ashamed to admit that they enjoy sex and they post a picture of their face ( I mean if your mom or dad sees it... you can bet your ass that they are NOT going to mention it to you)

Can you imagine the conversation with good old mom or dad?

So, Pussy, I was cruising around HotMatch.com and I saw that you have a profile on there. I also saw that you posted a picture of your genitalia there. I have to say that I disapprove of this from you. For shame.

But Mom/Dad you have a picture posted of mom in a tub of baked beans and dad helping to train the neighbours dogs. This is so not fair. Did you borrow my peanut butter

Pussy, go to your room until you can learn to behave (Pussy don't behave)

Fine, but I'm taking my laptop!!!!!!!!!(I show them!)

But seriously, just because your ugly don't bully me, I'm just a little chubby bunny hopping threw HotMatch.com with a smile on my face, so fawk off!

I am not scared to post any pictures of myself. I just choose to send those pictures to people of my choice. And nobody has ever had a problem with them.

And to finish, Pussygalor is a total ripoff from James Bond - Goldfinger. It does not mean any of the following.
That I have a big pussy. (I don't)
That I think I have a glorious pussy (Although I've been told it's pretty nice)
That I have a big glorious pussy.

Ivanahumpalot was already taken. So I settled for Pussygalor. And it's really grown on me.

Besides, where else can you call a grown woman Pussy

Pussygalor


pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
7/31/2013 10:14 pm

My motto lately and song of choice in my car is Metallica. So fucking what!! Thanks for letting me know that you laughed your butt off.. this is my goal.


movingon622 81M
5 posts
7/31/2013 11:06 pm

would love to lick and suck your ass off!!!!


BiRedBone2008 57F
19 posts
8/1/2013 6:25 am

All vaginas were not created equally...


pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
8/1/2013 6:29 am

Really this blog has nothing to do with vagina size I don't know if you read past the title butthe point is that pussygalor1975 was chosen as my alias because like a bond girl .. I have class. I never once insinuated that there is anything WRONG with having a large vagina simply that mine is not of the large variety. Give me a break here I was trying to make people laugh


TrevBrad2 44M
59 posts
8/1/2013 6:35 am

welcome to the age of skimming and impulsive, ill-informed replies. These are the ways of the Internet...

My only books were women's looks and not but folly they taught me.


pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
8/1/2013 6:45 am

Did you guys know that chimpanzees make a stick to collect termites with that a lot of people can't duplicate?


rm_passion071 64M
395 posts
8/1/2013 6:54 am

I tried the chat rooms and like you found them ridiculous. I think a pre arrange private chat might work and be far more relaxing. I 'll have to try that some day.
I am glad you were the Bigger person there maybe they'll learn something, but i wouldn't but on it.

R.B.
Passion071
I am in the Mood for Love... Hot, Passionate, Toe curling, soul-satisfying love.


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
8/1/2013 7:19 am

I think you should speak of that.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


pussygalor1975 replies on 8/2/2013 8:33 am:
Food for thought... keep watching you may have inspired me.

TrevBrad2 44M
59 posts
8/1/2013 9:07 am

Chimps also pass on distinct knowledge, such as the termite stick and nut breaking techniques and calls, generation to generation that is specific to certain troupe; in other words, they have culture.

My only books were women's looks and not but folly they taught me.


pussygalor1975 replies on 8/1/2013 1:47 pm:
We must have seen the same special on the discovery channel.

samael972 39M
3 posts
8/1/2013 10:11 am

Nice sense of humor


Sexpot734 42F  
76 posts
8/1/2013 11:00 am

it is sad isn't it, the majority of men on this site think nothing of the intellect required or physical attraction required in order to woo us...
as if we are constantly wet for every dick pic, lol!
I agree with you miss lady, it is hard to be a woman with class looking for sex on a sex site!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
8/1/2013 2:43 pm

Thank you so very much for writing this..if you think those two rooms are bad, go into the lobby and you will see much of the same thing..but if you go after them they get what's called the GANG to gang up on everyone which is entirely to much to take on. This kind of rudeness needs to end this is a sex site for people to come and enjoy not to be ridiculed, made fun of or tormented...thanks again..And as a room owner with my partner here on the site that kind of behavior is not tolerated...Thanks Again..TMPT

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


YngM4OldrFinTN 43M
25 posts
8/1/2013 3:22 pm

hahaha


looking2play603 41M
7 posts
8/1/2013 5:01 pm

Where is te picture of your vagina ypi were talking about?


stickynicky98 57M
236 posts
8/1/2013 7:57 pm

That's the reason why I never go to catrooms. Unlike those bullies in the virtual world, I bully destiny into giving me what I want! HA!


MAZDAMANRICKY1 63M
73 posts
8/1/2013 9:16 pm

I do love too lick&suck&eat pussy very much I am a real candy licker


pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
8/2/2013 8:29 am

I love this... haha.


JustKuriousRU 73M
41 posts
8/4/2013 7:20 am

I haven't read all the responses .. so I may very well repeat something already said.
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Your post is hysterical ...
1] .. I love the handle
2] .. I love your pic
3] .. I love your humor
4] .. I would love being in the chat room when you come in the next time and having the ladies are there.
5] .. I am your fan


4uoralrewards 63M
436 posts
8/9/2013 3:16 pm

They have an ignore button for a reason. Simply add your two cats and voila, no more chatroom interuptus.


pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
8/10/2013 3:34 pm

Yes, I know of this function. My point was that people should not be mean to one another.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.


JOwatchingu 52M
35 posts
8/17/2013 10:47 am

Well if you went on cam just for me you wouldn't have to worry about any of that


pussygalor1975 48F
137 posts
8/27/2013 12:05 pm

mmmmmm....aint that the truth.


floydman2015 56M  
3302 posts
8/31/2013 2:40 am

Who cares what others think pussy. There is nothing wrong with your name on here. Chat rooms can be full of drama at times and are usually a waste of time. You can post whatever pics you want of yourself there is nothing wrong with that at all. Just be who you are and shine with your true colors always in everything you do .


Spassbeziehung34 45M
38 posts
11/20/2013 1:49 pm

Just for points


pussygalor1975 replies on 11/20/2013 1:53 pm:
hmmmmmm...

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