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^^^ Sexy Jokes to start the weekend  

pal334 69M  
51269 posts
2/27/2015 3:51 am

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3/29/2015 3:58 am

^^^ Sexy Jokes to start the weekend

Ok, we are all adults here (to various degrees) . I enjoy a sexy joke now and again. What better day to be cheeky and naughty than Friday? Well, to be honest any day is good for cheeky and naughty, but lets go with the Friday idea. Do you enjoy them? Are they offensive to you? Have you any you would like to share with us?










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SimpleLatina 59F
3447 posts
2/27/2015 4:25 am

They are good. Here are a couple more

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me im going in!

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
2/27/2015 4:39 am

Those last 2 jokes are sending me off to work laughing. Doesn't get much better than that!

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 4:54 am

    Quoting SimpleLatina:
    They are good. Here are a couple more

    Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
    A: Cover me im going in!

    A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
    The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

    Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
    A: Call her and tell her.
Very good, how about this?

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 4:56 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Those last 2 jokes are sending me off to work laughing. Doesn't get much better than that!
Yeah!!! That is the goal, a chuckle and a laugh

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
2/27/2015 5:45 am

great jokes and photos!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
2/27/2015 5:47 am


Very good.

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lomileage5 68M
10248 posts
2/27/2015 6:20 am

lol! the last one is the best(and most true)


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:44 am

#$%^&*() Site ate the pics. Reposted. Sorry if not the same as the original

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:46 am

Thank you, I liked the one you posted

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:48 am

That is a good one

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:49 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you, here is another

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:52 am

    Quoting lomileage5:
    lol! the last one is the best(and most true)
Damn site ate the pics, not sure which one you meant, but lets try this one

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:53 am

    Quoting  :

Always my pleasure

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 7:55 am

    Quoting  :

It is so frustrating. See if they stay now.

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 8:01 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    My best and favourite would be the following...

    Q: What did one ovary say to the other ovary?

    A: I think there's gonna be a party downstairs... I just spotted two nuts trying to push an organ up the passage.
Great choice. Thank you for sharing

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!

Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego...?
A: "Is it in?"

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!


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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/27/2015 8:38 am

Sure do enjoy them. Always good to have a laugh or two. Makes my day hugs V

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
2/27/2015 8:41 am

PS once I am finished work today will be back to post something funny to you Pal hugs V

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 8:54 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Sure do enjoy them. Always good to have a laugh or two. Makes my day hugs V
I am glad , makes me smile to make others smile

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 8:57 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    PS once I am finished work today will be back to post something funny to you Pal hugs V
See you when you are done

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 9:04 am

    Quoting lomileage5:
    lol! the last one is the best(and most true)
Thank you, I am making it the last one. Had reused it also

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 9:16 am

    Quoting  :

It is infuriating when it happens. It almost has me considering coming out of retirement to get a dose of reality

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/27/2015 10:25 am

Pal, oh yes great blog and here's one I saw today..love it.. have a great Friday..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 12:53 pm

Yup , the DAMN SITE at all the pictures again, for the third time!!!!!

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 12:54 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Pal, oh yes great blog and here's one I saw today..love it.. have a great Friday..
Thank you, that is a good one

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
2/27/2015 12:59 pm

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It sounds like Fridays are good to you. It is always good to read twice. That joke is hilarious thank you

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