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1- Having sex in a car, police knock on window, recognize me and tell me to finish. I found out the next week that they told everyone over the radio, "thanks guys" 2- driving one day and have my girlfriend give me head while driving, a 1/2 ton truck with a lift kid passes and the passenger looks down and sees what is going on and gives himself whip lash as he hits his buddy to see, all i do is lean back smile and keep on driving. Dam she was good. blog liplicker6996
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Years ago, when I was still with my ex. We had a threesome with one of her friends. I was fingering her friend when I felt something unusual inside of her. I managed to pull it out, only to find that it was a condom that had apparently come off the guy she had slept with the night before. Needless to say she was rather embarrassed, not to mention pissed off at him for not bothering to say anything and leaving it inside of her all day ;p
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Fanny farts with someone the first time can be embarrassing. Humor is the way to go. During a ffm, the bed broke with our combined weight. After laughing we carried on and he fixed it before leaving. Another time was on the beach at night, a drunk couple did not know we were there, boobs out, his face pressed against my ass, we just kept quiet till they walked past. I can remember countless others. My love of outdoor sex has led to being watched, dogging when we didn't realise and I looked up as my bf of the time was eating my pussy, (always seem to have a head between my thighs), lol
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I'd have to say fanny farts for the 1st time made me laugh... thankfully the woman was laughing as hard as I was... The enjoying a naked night under the stars was very funny...everything we would start to fuck, then some rabbits would run out from a bush and watch... this happened 3 times, and each time we would stop fucking and start laughing... so beware of the locals...lol
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The one truly embarrassing thing that happened when I first started having sex was vomiting on his stomach when I was giving a Blow Job. I hadn't quite learned about the gag reflex yet and took it too deep in my throat. We had just had a nice dinner too. Needless to say, that killed the mood. I have never done that again and can control my gag reflex now. Someone said above, humor is the way to go. Laughter is a wonderful part of great sex.
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I'd have to say fanny farts, on both sides. Laughed my way out of both situations, and made it easier for the lady. I'd say they qualify for both embarrassing and humorous...
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You claim age is just a number, then why don't you ever post pics of you getting your pussy or ass off, just curious😉
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