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Funny story ! funny but true !!
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Funny story ! funny but true !! So loosing bone and trying to get back in the saddle took me off to weird places  i forgot how insane some can be... this is a story of one of my dates since restarting my adventure So this guy makes his way through the jungle of the emails i get... and it doesnt seem like a bad person..... claims to be alpha male type.. which is what i generally go for anyway .... i agree to the date... with the understanding that no sex on first date ... and that we need to get to know each other before i open my legs... yes do i love the lifestyle..... yes i live the lifestyle... will i give it up to anyone HELL NO!! to a certain point they have to earn that right.... So getting back to the story ... i agree to the date.... i put on my smell goods and my pretty's and my heels... all is good right ??? I show up 15 minutes early.... like normal .... and he is already there as well ... score!! someone who knows time management... apparently that is ALL he knew!!! As i walk up to the table.... i see something leather on the table.... kinda weird.. thought it was a belt at first... didnt pay attention to it... we start talking after the initial hello  and hey you look great (compliments are always a nice way to start out a date with a woman btw hint hint hint ) As we start talking.... he explains how since i agreed to the date all he could thing was to "own" me... now most who are in bdsm understand what i am talking about... those who dont... just be patient  I realize what is on the table... the fucker actually brought a collar to a first date  what an ass ! I made up my mind to right then and there show him a side that very few have actually ever witnessed in real life.....I smiled my sweetest smile i put on all the charm i could muster used my whole body to convey sexual intent stood up from the table ..... and asked if he would like to "take a walk" with me and walked out of the diner with my best "come fuck me" walk... knowing he was watching every move i made and drooling! once outside he caught up with me... he didnt realize that i had already taken the collar and leash he had put on the table and intended to use on me.... with me we get to a dark corner... one right by a burned out light post.... and start kissing.... wrapping my arms around his shoulders and giving those kisses everything i had... i gently wrapped that damn collar around his neck.... wrapping the leash around that light pole... and locking it with the lock through the collar and the leash at the same time stepped back enough that he would automatically step forward and understand the predictament he was in .... stupid ass! omg he cursed up a storm... and i am sorry i will probably go to hell for this... but all i could do was laugh!! he had no right to assume anything... to think he would collar me??? that quick??? hell... the doctor cant even give me a shot that quick let alone a fucker whom i dont know collar me that quick I dont have respect for him... or anyone who thinks that just because a woman agrees to go on a date... that anything is a sure thing.... ! so if it offends you then leave... anyhow...i have decided that i will blog after each date.... good bad or ugly at least at some point i will beable to look back and say ugghhh or laugh .... maybe it can even give men some pointers on how to handle a woman like me
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Wonderful! Glad it wasn't me!!! [I]Da Focker!!
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oh i make it clear that i wont EVER do anything until i am ready to do it most dont listen but its funny when i get to let z out
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That's hilarious  I hate feeling the pressure of expectations, real or imagined, so I make VERY clear up front "platonic only". Protect myself first... and the freedom of no expectations, no pressure. Then if things grow out of our meeting... so be it.
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