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Blogs > MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 > The Crucible

New guitar and amp!  

MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
590 posts
9/5/2015 5:18 pm
New guitar and amp!
Just bought it today!

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You think we look pretty good together
You think my shoes are made of leather

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just back-dated, yeah

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine-looking suit is really made out of sack

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

But I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just backdated, yeah

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
Those crocodile tears are what you cry
It's a genuine problem, you won't try
To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by

Substitute me for him
Substitute my coke for gin
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine-looking suit is really made out of sack



Well, I guess I should give you some back ground on this purchase. But there are a few other weird coincidences that have been happening lately, so I'll share those too! First of all, I had a shocking experience at the Barns and Noble the other day. I took a break from the usual bullshit, because I have the ability you know. And I went there to have a black ice tea lemonade (unsweetened, of course). I picked out a few magazines, all music related, as usual. I ordered a chocolate mousse too, one of my few vices I have left, cause I've stopped drinking and fucking young blonde girls up the ass, so I have to have something left you know. Anyway, I'm sitting there reading this tribute magazine to John Lennon, and I get to the end of it where there showing the vigil outside of the Dakota after he was assassinated, and guess who I see? Me! Yes, really! I was there that day, I can tell by what was laid out in front at the gate that day. I have my own personal pictures that match. My friend who went with me that day is even there, in front of me. He was much shorter then me, so he doesn't block my face. I won't keep you in suspense you can find this magazine currently on the stands it's called John Lennon and it's published by i-5 publishing in Irvine CA. They even have a phone number which is nine four nine eight five five eight eight two two. In case you can't find it and want to order it for your self. There is also another tribute magazine for John Lennon out, by Newsweek. It's not that one. In case you get the wrong one and can't find my picture and think I'm lying about it. To find me in the magazine, turn to page eighty nine. In the picture, there is a police barricade in front of the crowd. At the word " cross " on the barricade, look straight up, I'm standing behind Ben, the little guy and the other guy holding a sign in front. and you'll see me! Oh, in the late eighties and early nineties I went to every major Rock show. So now with you tube publishing all the concerts. If you see a show located in Philly or Philadelphia, from that time, and you see a guy in the front row who resembles me. It's because it is me! I usually had front row seats in those days! Just trying to keep it real!
Now about the new guitar and amp! If you are sharp enough, you may realize that I already own a guitar and amp exactly like the ones I just bought. Yes, that's true I do have a strat in the same color and a fender amp about that size too. The only difference is, it doesn't have built in effects, but I have the same effects on my Pandora box I use. I have used them recently too. I used that fender amp in my " The sea refused no rivers " video. And you saw me use the strat in the " Saturday nights all right for fighting video "! So, why did I buy copies of the things I already own? Um, because I'm an impulse buyer with no self control ?! Possibly, but, they are both very different. First of all the guitar. It's true, it is the same as the one I have now, but before I had it modified with the floyd rose tremolo and the humbucker with the phasing switch to split the signal to revert it back to a single coil pick up when I want too! On the surface, or to a none player, they may seem the same, but, they play and feel totally differently from one another. I wanted to go retro and use a more basic guitar, instead of the hot rodded version I now have. To make it more interesting or challenging for myself. The amp is completely state of the art, with all the latest effects and features and it even has a usb port to interface with the computer. When I use it, I play my version of name that tune, but, I use the effects. I dial up an effect or sound on the amp, then I play a song that uses that effect. I know so many songs by now, I can easily do that! Now, I'll tell you something, you may or not know or have figured out yourself about music equipment and instruments and playing! There are still a limitless amount of guitars and equipment out there. And people are still spending a fortune on it. And you don't have to. Not anymore, anyway. All you need is some cheap guitar, or one you're comfortable with, and your computer. You can plug it in and make your guitar sound like any guitar in the world. playing through any amp! You might want to get a tuner or something to boost the sound or volume out put and a couple of speakers that can handle it, and that's it. That's all you need! They even have programs that can make you sound good, even if you can't play very well. So, technology has now come to the point, where anyone can play and sound anyway they want.
But, I'm old school, so I still use different guitars and amps, And because I have shown through my videos, that I can play anything and on any level. I still need new challenges. So, I think I found something. It's like a guitar, it has strings and is played similar to one, but it's not really a guitar in the traditional sense. I have to learn how to play it, or master it. It shouldn't be very hard, because I'm already proficient enough with that stuff. But, I've seen some amazing videos with people doing really cool stuff with it. So, I have something new to work on. I'm not going to say what it is yet, because I want to surprise you!But, it gives me something to do to keep me interested. I hate being bored! Laterz!

Two Guitars

This should actually be a separate post, but I have this one here and it's related to the same subject, so..... Anyway, When I'm not reading the John Lennon magazine in Barns and Noble and seeing myself interjected into rock and roll history! They also have a tribute magazine for Jimi Hendrix as well. I browsed through it, there was nothing there that I don't already know of haven't read before. But here is something from my unique perspective that you might find interesting relating to his guitar. As you know, I have two strats, or fender stratocaster electric guitars in my collection. One is the traditional design, and one is modified with a humbucker at the bridge and a floyd rose locking nut system. When I play them, I can actually feel the difference between them. First of all, I can't believe it took them so long to eventually design a guitar where you could use the whammy bar and not send it out of tune. In Hendrix day, he struggled so bad with that aspect of the guitar. But it was actually even worse. All strats now have five way selector switches. But back in Jimi's day, they were only three way switches. Which meant, you could use the first and last pick up, or all three in the middle position. You couldn't use just the first and middle, or the neck pick up and middle. So, to get a richer tone, you had to hold the switch in between the two positions. Which, as you might imagine would be rather tricky, and still play the guitar. Add to that, it still constantly going out of tune every time you used the whammy bar. And with JImi's wild playing antics, and him being left handed and playing a right one upside down. It's was all so unbelievably complicated, it's miraculous that he was able to play anything at all! That's partly why people still say he's the greatest guitarist in the world, I guess to overcome all of that, you'd have to be! Well, like I said, people struggled like that for ten more years until Eddie Van Halen came along and invented a guitar with two major innovations that overcame all those problems. First he put a humbucker in the bridge position to give it a richer tone, then he had a locking nut system installed that prevented it from going out of tune everytime you used the whammy bar. When I play the tradional model. I can do a lot of stuff with it. But, when I try to play certain things, I quickly come up against it's limitations. When I play the modified version, or the Van Halen design, there are no limitations. I can play anything with that bitch and never have to stop for something. Also, while we're on the subject. The same limiting issues JImi dealt with for the guitar, were also present for the amps he was using at the time. They had limitations as well. But, as everyone knows, he pushed them beyond their limits too! Until, yes that's right, Eddie came along. First of all, Eddie had to deal with the exact same problems Jimi had to, even though it was ten years later with the amps. So, he had to modify them himself, by taking the voltage regulator or variac control off the amp to over drive it more! Until he invented his own design which was the 5150. And I use that amp as well. And, once again, when I use other amps, I run into limitations. With the 5150, there are no limitations. You can over drive it all you want and push it as far as you need to. It actually has more power then I have ever used with it. That's how cool and great of a design it is!
So, as I'm reading this stuff about Hendrix, I was thinking, it would be so cool if you could go back in time and hand him the modified guitar and amp that Eddie invented! First of all, as soon as he would start playing it, he would have felt like someone lifted a mill stone off of his neck. He would have instantly realized that he could do all of the stuff he wanted to do, but didn't have to be burdened with constantly adjusting everything. That, probably would have freed him to be even more creative and innovative with the music he was producing at the time.
Now, as for my own experience with guitars and going back in time to correct things. I'll tell you something, that if you're in the position of learning and acquiring instruments and equipment, this advice will be helpful and invaluable to you. Music equipment is very expensive, and if you follow the wrong path as I did, you will make a lot of expensive mistakes. But, I don't blame you if you don't listen to me, because no one could tell me anything either, I had to learn the hard way, and I did. First of all if you own or are playing a guitar, why did you decide to play that model? You didn't make a decision based on personal knowledge because you're not an experienced player, because presently, you don't know shit about guitars or equipment. You probably picked a certain model, because you're idol or guitar hero plays one just like it, and you wanted to be like them. That's okay, because the entire industry is built on this misconception about equipment. Also, the instrument they use, is not like the one you bought in the music store, even if they look the same. Their guitar is heavily modified to their own unique specifications. And that is the real key and truth of the matter. You won't know what instrument is right for you, until you played a couple different ones. Eventually you'll decide on the right one for you. Now, as for my expensive mistake. I went out and bought all the guitars my idols used, because I wanted to be like them too. But, with each one, I noticed it had a unique characteristic or personality to it, that wasn't always compatible to my style of playing. If you haven't discovered this yet, it's because you have to get to a certain level of playing to even understand what I'm referring to here. But, from me earliest days, there were two guitars that were always prevalent and around. Being left handed, I was limited to only a few guitars available to me. One was the strat, the other two were the ones you see me using in most of my videos lately. The Ibanez metal guitar, and the acoustic. Those two were around as long as I've been going to music stores to play guitars. And for a long time I hated them and refused to own them. I stubbornly acquired all the other types of guitars you see me use in my videos. Even though they didn't even make some of them in left handed, I had them specially commissioned and custom made. Tjhat's how determined I was about it. Well, after I had ever other type of guitar, I realized, none of them were compatible to my style of playing. When I was in the music store, I only wanted to finally purchase an acoustic. I bought the ibanez just for fun. Then, when I took them home and started using them, I realized something. The two types of music I usually play, are either with an acoustic or the blistering metal I use the ibanez for. I also realized aspects of the instruments I never considered before. Like for instance, the ibanez has a thinner neck then the other types of guitars. That helps with speed. And the thick neck on the acoustic helps with playing those types of acoustic songs too. Then I realized, that these two instruments, were the two extremes for playing the guitar. One being thick and heavy and the other being thin and fast. All the other types of guitars I used, are the in between models of those two extremes. For me, that is what I needed. But, I didn't know it, and no one ever told me about it either. But, I'm telling you. Just because your idol uses a certain guitar or amp, doesn't mean you should. You have to find what works best for you. So ends the lesson for the day.


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Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
9/28/2015 5:26 pm

 I have a few more things to add here. I should make this an entirely new post. But I don't want to do that, because some of the things I'm going to say could be interpreted as a threat to someone. I'm not threatening anyone. I'm at the point now, that if I want to take some form of action against anyone, I would just do it. I won't talk about it. The only bad thing about that, is that if you're in my sites, you won't know whats coming until it hits you! But no, I'm not threatening anyone here. Anyway, through my job, I have meet all kinds of people from every walk of life. From that perspective, I can get a keen idea of what's going on in the world and society at large. In the course of these interactions, I learn things that ordinarily I would have no idea about them. Only because I don't have any association with people who delve in these fields and vocations. Well, I've gained new insights into a few things, some of which I find disturbing. First I'll tell you the coolest one. I encountered a solider who just came back from Afghanistan. He told me about some of the techniques they use to battle the Taliban there. I'm as a aware as anyone of all the things known about the war from the press and the movies they make about the subject, but the things he told me I had no idea of. I can't tell you what he told me, because I'm pretty sure it's a military secret. In other words, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you! But I will tell you this, I asked him " how many people has he lost in his unit by using this tactic "? He replied " zero "! So, I guess they know what their doing there. If you're wondering, if it's such a secret, why was he telling me? It's because I'm so freaking cool, duh! How many times do I have to remind you. For some reason, young boys always take a liking to me. I have no idea why, it must be something about my personality. I met this woman and he kids. She had a son about ten or something. And he was asking me questions, but the kind of questions he was asking was to irresistible, not to play with him with a response. I had a flash light, and he asked me "what that was for"? I told him, " It's a special light that shows when boys are being bad "! His Mother chuckled at this. He ponders this idea for a moment, the way kids do, and then he says, " Nuh, uh "! I said, Uh, Huh! see this button, if i press it, it automatically alerts the police "! He thinks about that contingency for a moment, then says again, " Nuh, uh "! By this time his Mother is cracking up. A while later, I ran into this woman again, and she told me " her son hasn't stopped talking about me all week ". I only had a brief encounter with him, it seems a made a very strong impression on him. Like I said, I don't know why, it must be my personality or something.
Finally, I've met several women by now, who have children, but they have been taken away from them by the state. I talked to them extensively, to find out what happened and why they're in this situation. What I discovered was very disturbing and revealing at the same time. What I've discovered was an insight to this situation I've encountered here with a few young Mothers. Take my muse for instance. She always seemed so terrified that I would drop a dime on her. I wouldn't of course, but I always wondered why she was always so antsy about it. Then as I listening to these women telling their tale for exactly why they lost custody of their children it dawned on me. This was kind of shocking when I realized the full ramifications of this. Yeah, these women lost custody of their children, but here is the kicker, they weren't doing anything nearly as bad as how Erica has been behaving all of these years! When I realized this, I thought, " Oh, that's why she's so concerned "! If some government agency knew even a hint of what she's been doing with her poly amorous happy horse shit she's been engaging in all these years, she would have her kids taken away from her so freaking fast! Well, that mystery solved! And once again a reminder, no, I'm not going to say shit to anyone. But she really needs to watch herself, somebody else might, you know.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
10/1/2015 4:42 pm

 I just saw new pics uploaded by my muse! Oh, where have I seen that look before? The sun glasses and the long hair? Oh, I know I've seen that look somewhere before, I just can't put my finger on it. Can someone help me out on this one?
Yeah, I figured she has some sort of fascination with me. Why else would her boyfriend or what ever the fuck he is to her theses days, still be concerned about me? Well, I've always kind of been in love with her. The only difference between she and I, is that I've never made it a secret, and she has.
Yeah, I have some gypsy in me too! On my Mothers side from the old country. That's how I'm able to foresee future events. Oh, don't believe me? Of course! Well then tell me, how was I able to foresee this place, or website twenty years before I actually viewed it. I still remember the dream I had about it. At the time, i didn't know what I was looking at, because windows ninety five hadn't been invented yet. After I was here for a while, I remembered the dream and then it matched up with what I was currently viewing on my computer screen. I have other stuff like that, and visions of future events yet to transpire! Maybe I'll do a whole post about it and really blow your tiny feeble minds! Laterz!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
10/5/2015 5:19 pm

 Well, I figured I'd say a few things. I don't feel like creating a whole new post, so.....The dragon lady made me dinner the other day. Let me explain, she did not come over to my place and I did not go to hers, except to pick up the food she made for me. And no, she still hasn't mizzled my fizzle yet. But, we still see each other almost everyday. I know our situation may sound strange, but it won't when I explain it to you in the next sentence. The reason we have this unconventional relationship.............is........because.................wait for it.....................she's still married! Yeah, wouldn't you know it. Oh, she and her husband are separated, just like every other woman in the world that I know. But, because of the extenuating circumstances, and as you know, they're always those to deal with, we can't be involved with one another right now. She told me something interesting the other day. She said that Donald Trump wanted her to be in one of his Miss America beauty pagents once. And she showed me some pictures of herself from that time. They were on her phone. I asked her to text me some of them, but she won't. She also said the people she lives with are trying to run her life. I told her she could move in with me. Again, she won't. Well, I got to go make dinner, watch a movie and go to bed. Laterz!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
10/11/2015 4:58 pm

 Okay, some more stuff about me and the dragon lady, and now another one who has idea's about me. But first, I was just perusing the list of blogs that Kelly and Dickless have been creating to get at me. One in particular has me perplexed. Kelly imply s by the title of his pathetic blog, that he has totally dedicated to me, that I somehow fail at everything. Really?! Hey, I'm not the one who's too chicken shit to upload a video of myself playing something on the guitar! Listen up genius, I "know " you can play, you just can't play as well as me. But among all of the people I know, the percentages are the same. There are a lot of people who own instruments, a smaller group who can actually play something with them, and then there is the elite core group who play like me! And most of those people are professionals or in working bands. So, you're not fooling anyone, but yourself, with your bullshit! Just upload something, and let the chips fall where they may.
Anyway, something interesting happened the other day involving the dragon lady. She was short on funds and needed a few extra bucks. I handed it to her, and didn't give it a second thought. I didn't expect her to pay me back. But, with her, she different then most other people. She's adamant about repaying me. Most people don't even attempt to repay me. But, she has different values and paying her debts are important to her, for some reason. First let me give you some background. I believe it was my purpose here on this earth to dole out money to people who need it. I've given away more then I can count. Mostly to women who need it, and no, I usually don't get anything in return. Not even a hand job! I give money to friends too. I got taken advantage of really bad by that asshole friend I told you about once. who used to disparage me for my playing ability and ambition to become a musician. But, I'm just like that, if you were a friend of mine, and you came to me in desperation and told me you needed fifty thousand dollars, I'd probably give to you! I might say something like, " what's this for "? And they say usually reply, " are you going to help me or not? Either lend me the money, or don't, but I don't want to hear any speeches "! And I would say, " okay, here you go, I hope this helps you out ". I know that sounds unbelievably to you, but that is actually a verbatim conversation I had once from a friend who hit me up for cash once! But before you get any ideas, the key word here is " friend ". I don't do that with strangers or certainly none of you mofo's! With the exception of maybe Erica, if she ever asked me for something, I doubt i could refuse her, but I still might have reservations because I don't approve of her lifestyle.
So, back to the main subject. With the dragon lady, I have no problem giving her money when she needs it, but then later when she insists on repaying me, we run into problems. I know her money situation is tight, just like everyone else's these days. As for me, I walk around with my pockets stuffed with cash, literally! So if she needs me to peel off some cabbage for her once in a while, it's not a problem. And as I said she's very insistent on repaying me. Usually, when some woman wants to repay me, I'll usually tell them, " oh, that's all right ". And that would be the end of it. With her, she insists on giving it back to me even after I refuse it. What she usually does, is throws down the money and walks away. Then, I have to figure out a way to put it back in her purse later on whens she's not looking. But this time, it was a little bit more then I usually give her, so I knew there was going to be a problem. But this time something unusual happened. I got a lottery ticket, and won the exact amount that she owed me! Yeah, I'm still as surprised about it as you are. I couldn't wait to tell her, that she no longer owed me the money, because I received it back from another source. As far as I was concerned, a certain amount went out, and the same amount came back. So, I'm square. But, of course, she didn't see it that way. Because she owed me that amount of money, she avoided me for a few days. We talked on the phone, but I didn't tell her about my winning ticket, because I figured she wouldn't believe me anyway. So, I knew I had to show it to her in person. During the conversations, she kept bringing up the issue of the money she owed me. I didn't day anything back to her, except I would smile to myself every time she commented about it. Then finally, out of the blue, she calls me up and tells me to come see her. As soon as she met me, she wanted to repay me. So I said, " wait a second, I have something to show you " I showed her the winning ticket, and how it was for the very same amount she owed me. Then I said, " you're debt has been paid "! She argued with me a little bit, then relented. But, later on, she insisted on making me dinner again. I agreed, because I'd rather have her cook for me, then give me money anyway.
Now, secondly. There is another woman in on the scene. I like her too! She's a tall blonde with blue eyes and is sexy as all get out. We've been seeing each other, in a professional capacity for a while now. She recently let be known, to me, in the way women do things, that she's looking for a boyfriend. I don't think she would have said that in my presence, if she wasn't trying to implant an idea into my head! But, unfortunately, her situation is very complicated. Yeah, I believe she's still married, but separated too, and she's got a lot of other things going on in her life. I would like to date her, but things just aren't that simple. It should be, but like the dragon lady, or Erica or any other woman I know, they got so much baggage it makes trying to be in a relationship with them nearly impossible. Women always say it's the guys fault, I beg to differ, most guys don't have even near the sort of problems that women find themselves surrounded with these days. Well, that's the state of the union. I'll let you know if anything develops with these crazy bitches! LOL! In the mean time, I'm still happily single!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
10/11/2015 5:32 pm

 Oh, I just remembered something else interesting that's related to the subject here. The other day, the dragon lady told me she wants to file for a divorce from her husband, and wanted some advice from me for going about it. I told her I didn't know. She asked about my divorce? I told her, " that was a different situation, in my case, I was married to the Devil, so they had to have a priest come in and perform an exorcism first, then I had to have a root lady come in and do a smudge to get rid of any lingering negative energies "! Then I signed those papers and I was free from that evil succubus! But that was my situation, everyone else is different. But then, I told her to see a lawyer, that should do the trick!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
10/19/2015 12:43 pm

 Couple or things. The other day, the dragon lady pulled some shit on me. I was mad and when I saw her again, I was about to let her have it. The point is, she was wrong and she knew she was wrong. Then she did something that I still haven't figured out completely. She said, " I now understand what you were telling me about the situation. So I forgive you, and you forgive me and that's the end of it ". I paused for a moment, and agreed. Then I thought, " hey wait a minute, she just defused that whole situation and took away my reason for being mad at her. That can't be right?! She's really sly like that. I don't know if I could be with a woman who's smarter then me? I like them young and dumb and full of my cum! Not out smarting me at every turn. Besides making me dinner once in a while, she did something else that was very helpful to me. I had a cough. I wasn't sick or had the flu or anything, just a persistent cough. I guess because of the colder weather or something? She recommended I take these vitamin C tablets. I thought I was getting enough vitamin C already through the fruit I was eating, but apparently not. So I took the tablets and my cough went away. She's really smart like that, in the way women are about some things. I was talking to her the other day and I asked where she was? She replied, " I'm not your wife "! I said, " not yet you aren't "! LOL! She told me she talked to the lawyer I recommended and she will be divorced in about a month. God help me!
Anyway, despite that situation, there's even another woman on the scene. She's older and works as a nurse. The thing about her is, we're both the same astrological sign, Sagittarius. She's so quick witted and her mind races as fast as mine. It's hard to have a conversation with her, because it's like talking to myself. We even finish each others sentences! But something even more intriguing about her, is I told her about my videos. She watched them and then came back with the correct assessment of them. It's what I've basically been telling you dumb asses for years, but can't get it through your stupid minds. But, she watches a few and gets it right on the first take. First she said, " you're voice is a little pitchy when your singing ". Well, I'm not even a singer so that was a nice compliment. Then she said," you would sound better if you would use your own voice rather then trying to copy the original artist style ". I agree, that is actually an accurate observation. Then she told me, " it's so strange, because knowing you in real life, you're like a school teacher, but on the videos, you come off as so bad ass "! And that is actually true too. Like I said, she got it right on the first take.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
10/24/2015 5:52 pm

 Latest from jealous Jay:That he truly is a fat lonely lifetime lisping loser who is terrible at guitar.
He admits to being so desperate that he had to use old equipment and pretend its new to garner attention.
Then in his self admitted desperate loneliness he writes long comments to himself that he bases on total delusions.
Go read and laugh.



Um..................................I'm pretty sure describing someone as a "fat lonely lifetime lisping loser who is terrible at guitar. would be more accurate for you then it ever would be for describing me. But, I digress.
Well, that's original, your description of new stuff. I still have the old fender amp and the modified strat I use in the videos. I can post a picture with all of them side by side so you can differentiate between the old and the new stuff better? But I'm buying a more powerful and bigger version of that mustang amp. You can have that little one if you want it? Just let me know, I'll pack it up and ship it to you. You can send the money you would have paid me for it to your, supposed fiancée's children. They could probably use it more then me, anyway. Speaking of which. She must still have a crush on me after all this time, huh? Why else would you waste your time attacking me, if you weren't trying so hard to discredit me in her eyes? Apparently, it's not working very well, because she's still looking, and you're still crying about it, like the day she first told you she was talking to me on the phone. And you've been throwing a shit fit about it, ever since. Grow up bitch!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


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10/26/2015 6:22 pm

 Oh Kelly Kelly, head full of Jelly! If I'm so terrible on the guitar, why are you so afraid to upload yourself playing something? Just to show that you succeed, where I "fail "? Is it because you're concerned that I would upload a similar video the next day but playing circles around you? Would I do something like that? Of course I would! Another thing, if you can go into a bar or club, with nothing but an acoustic guitar, no effects, no amp, lights or costumes and enthrall an audience with just your voice and playing ability then you are really good and on a professional level as a musician! I can do that as you well know from witnessing my videos. If you can do that too, then you're on the same level as me. If you can't, you really need to shut the fuck up about my playing, because you're embarrassing yourself sounding like a jealous little bitch! Unless of course that's what you really are?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


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