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Eddie and Me
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You're not uploading videos because you suck and you're too embarassed! By the way, I'm flattered that you think so highly of my musical abilities that would be ashamed to be compared to me. I guess that's one indication of how really good you are. Another thing, I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been "!     Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun. 
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Why are you commenting so late in the day? Oh yeah, those marajuana plants aren't going to water themselves. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Um........yeah. But Jay, my fiancée doesn't live three thousand miles away from me, running around with both men and other women doing God knows what. I guess that's why you have the time to stay on here obsessing about me all day! And, being tone deaf, making illogical arguments and hitting the refresh button, sounds more like your behavior then it ever would be mine.  Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Kelly. What's the number for the DEA, I might want to drop a dime on someone I know who's dealing weed in the north west?   Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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If he can't view the videos? All that means is he needs to update his browser. That's funny, because right after I told you about it, the views on that particular video increased by two. So, that means you're either lying, or Anya has secretly monitoring my blog and channel again. I tend to go with the latter because the same day, her neighbors said she had a whole basket of wet panties she needed to launder down in the basement. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Nah, I'm not going to narc on you, but after you get busted I will pay you a visit and stand on the other side of that plexiglass in the visiting area, and do a weird sort of dance the meaning of which is only known to me! While you go bezerk in your orange jump suit screaming and trying to smash the glass with the phone receiver!   P.S. Say hi to Scott Peterson while your in there, he lost a spouse too. Although I think it was under different circumstances, or least I hope so? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Well, before you get on your high horse of moral indignation about me insinuating anything improper with your spouses untimely demise. You are attempting to cash out like King Solomon as a result of this travesty. It does look a little off color a tawtry to an objective observer. But I'm sure you have nothing but the best intentions for trying to glean tens of millions of dollars from your wife's passing it just looks like very poor taste, just so you know. No matter how pure or good your intentions are in the matter. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And claim you're a better guitarist then me, but won't ever show any proof. Don't forget that one. Hey, I keep telling you, but it doesn't seem to penetrate that thick Neanderthal skull of yours, I'm probably the only person you could find that knows something that could actually make you a better player! But, because I can't communicate with you, like a normal person, because you're such a fucking idiot and a jackass. I'm taking on students currently and I will be teaching them my new unorodox method for learning the guitar and music. I'm fairly certain it will work, once I introduce them to the simple basic principles they need to master. I'm sure once word gets around, I'll become instantly popular again and launch yet another career for myself!  But you keep living in your delusional world. But to show you I know what I'm talking about. You said you're relearning to play the guitar right? I'll bet you're doing it the same way you did it the first time, aren't you? You're probably playing the same songs, over and over and over again. Thinking you'll eventually get better at it. Did you ever hear the phrase, " if you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got "? Well that's your situation now with that. I used to be the same way, I would play something a hundred times and it still wouldn't sound right. But, once I mastered these few simple principles I've mentioned, that's when I actually started improving and making progress. Today, when I leran a new song or piece, I only have to play it once or twice before I have it. I'll play it three time only if it's really difficult. And that's for something I've never played before. Don't you wish you could do that? Well you could if you knew what I do.Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Grant Pass, huh? it looks like about a two hour drive on route 5 to get to Woodland. So, that means if I show up at Anya's place, I have about a two hour window until you could possibly show up there. interesting! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Another good example of what I'm talking about in relation to these techniques I'm referring to for playing the guitar. Those two videos I did, where I'm singing and playing at the same time. The Captian fantastic and the Dirty white boy videos. This may surprise you to know, but for a very long time, I wasn't able to do that. Play intricate parts on the guitar while singing the words and keeping the whole thing together and in time. There were some songs I could do, but only if the strumming parts were fairly simple and they followed the melody line with the words I was singing. When it became more complex, as in those two songs, I used to have a terrible problem. I know this for a fact, because I remember trying to perform those exact songs a long time ago, and I couldn't do it. But, you see me performing them in the videos, one is even acoustically, with no electric or other backing music to follow along to. To tell you the truth, I'm amazed myself that I actually was able to do those songs like that. But, these principles that you need to master, that I've spoken about. I was only using them for one task, in relation to playing the guitar. These other abilities, like you see me doing in the videos, are a side effect from the other stuff I was working on. But, it proves my point. Once you master that's few simple principles, everything else falls into place, and it's like you become awesome, all around as a musician! Too cool, huh! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Yeah, Kelly, and you know what, I believe that you are a hundred percent convinced, that I would never visit woodland. I'm so sure about it, I would even bet big money on it! And I believe that Anya believes all the crap you and Jay say about me too! Am I right? Well, that's what I'm counting on! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Monstrosity! The hell you say. That was actually a very complicated Pete Townshend composition, with not only difficult chord progressions, but tricky timing signatures as well. But, I'll give you some insider info, that you could never ascertain on your own, only because I'm a professional, and your not. I did fudge it on the major chords. I replaced them with corresponding minor chords that were just more simpler to play. I could of still played the major chords too, if I wanted to. But, I'm just not going to work that hard, not for what you're paying me to do this kind of work, anyway.Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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LOL! If I showed up in Woodland, and called Erica, and told her I was waiting for her at her regular dyke bar watering hole, she'd put her panties on and run right down the street in her bare feet and an oversized T shirt, just to meet me!  When she got there, the fist thing she would ask me, " is to show her my cock"! So you're fantasy about her not wanting to meet me is total bullshit. Even I know that.And you're not watching my video so you can continue to delude yourself that you're somehow on my level as a musician. I played that song just to demonstrate how advanced as a player I am! You would take one look at that video, and then hang your head wallowing in you're own inadaquaties and exclaim, " damn, he's really good I need to go practice some more"!Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Upload a video of yourself playing that song just as well as me and I'll pay you a million dollars! I'm not worried about you ever being capable of playing on my level. So, as you say, for me it's money in the bank.  And you seem awfully concerned that I might actually show up there? If I do have plans like that, you won't be aware of them. But, like I said, I know that Erica would never pass up a chance to meet me in person, especially if I was just down the block from where she lives. So, keep your fears and anxieties in check, because " you gotta deal with this, cause there's no way out, cash money ain't never gonna play out. Fool, I'm the illest, I die harder then Bruce Willis" ! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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You're going to upload a video showing me how to properly play the guitar? Talk about delusional bullshit. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Um.............................................................then why are the three of you, such devoted fans of mine? That was a rhetorical question, meaning I already know the answer. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And it's others who call my performances "good "! You only criticize me, because your a weak jealous bitch, but I digress. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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That's what I thought I was doing here to you! I was wondering why you kept coming back after I handed you your ass everyday? I thought, " damn, now that's some real devoted fans right there "! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Nah, you're not insulting me, you don't know me well enough! All this shit you say, from the names you call me to everything else you claim, has no relation to me. I don't know who your talking about, but it's not me. On the other hand, when I address you two douchebags and the messed up Jewish princess, I know precisely who I'm talking about and who you are. That's why you get so upset and bent out of shape, trying desparately to meet me in person. Because you don't know how else, to deal with the truth I tell you about yourselves. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I now realize I gave you too much credit for your music skills on the six string. I don't believe you can even play an entire song from beginning to end. Am I right, or am I right about this! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Then why don't you show me video proof that you can? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Okay, okay already! Hey, it's Sunday,so you know that means? No, it doesn't mean Kelly goes out in the fields to find love from a bovine species. Well, yeah, it does actually mean that, but it also means something else. I'm uploading two more new videos! I know, I know, you've been a little disappointed with my out put lately. Because I've been doing acoustic numbers and a jazzed up Pete Townshend song! But, I have good news! I've returned to my rock n roll roots and did two really kick ass metal songs! So, enough of that faggot shit, let's get back to the hard stuff! I feel newly invigorated since I've done these songs. I feel like I want to go out on the blogs, and find a messed up in the head single Mother with several children and tear her a new asshole for being an irresponsible slut, going out with miscreants like Jay and Kelly when she should be home watching her kids! I don't care about her " needs "! That's what vibrators are for. So much for having me boxed in, eh?Well, anyway, check out the new vids, I guarantee you'll like them! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Like I said, I was right about the Jewish Princess doing cam shows. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out. When she said she was an entertainer, either she's back on the stripper pole, or doing live cam shows. I have an idea for her, if she hasn't done this one already. Do a show with Kelly, where she sticks a bowling pin up his ass, while he's blowing a donkey! Because, he's going to engage in those two activities anyway, so she might as well make some money off of it, you know. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And I'm not ignoring anything. I gave Jay my answer for his request to meet with me. I said no. He thinks if whines enough about it, like a spoiled little bitch that he is, I might just give in to him anyway. Not happening, but you can keep asking if you think you'll get a different response. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Once again, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure it out. You won't upload a video of you playing something, because you can't, simple as that. if you had the capability, you would be uploading videos all over the place like I do. Those two videos I did yesterday took me less then an hour to do. And it only took that long because I'm such a perfectionist, I recorded a couple takes until I got one I was happy with. I could have done five more, and maybe I should have. Those that can do, those that can't make excuses like you. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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