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The Entertainer
The Entertainer
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun. |
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More like, cool guy in a leather jacket! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Kelly.....................................................if I'm so terrible, then why are you and jay trying so hard to be just like me? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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No, but you're trying to be entrepreneurs and and guitarist musicians like myself, aren't you? Jay, didn't you tell me once, that playing the guitar was NOT a personal ambition of yours? Then here you are, owning not only an SG, but the holy of holies, a Les Paul too?! That looks pretty serious about playing the guitar, if you ask me. Then starting your own business like me, too boot. What happened, did Erica say she wouldn't give up to you until you morphed into me or something? and now Kelly thinks he's going to be Walter White of the pot industry?! Kelly, you said you have a business partner, please, please, please tell me he's the brains in the outfit? Hey, I don't know if you're aware of this, but you have a little competition in that business, even if it's legitimate. Three words. Mexican Drug Cartel! As soon as you two upload a video of you playing something, I can see where your level of expertise is at, I'll decide if we can jam together on a virtual musician pod cast or something. I suppose you want to form a middle age version of the Beatles with me, is that it? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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But Jay, whether you realize it or not, you're striving to be just like me in every way! I understand why, of course, I am very cool. But now you seem to be in total denial about it. Just like you're denial how dangerous it is for Kelly to be entering into the drug trade. Did you see the movie " Savages "? It's about two guys who ironically, are involved in a polyamorous relationship with the same hot woman. The also grow and deal pot. Well, the Mexican drug Cartel, decides they want to be partners in their business and they kidnap the woman these two guys are fucking. What happens is the usual drug dealer shoot out stuff. But, I was wondering if Kelly's involvement in this industry has give you any pause for concern? Because if he actually does become a significant player in the marjuana business, people around him will be in serious jeopardy! He may have people tailing him now. He said he was going to have dinner with Erica? What if after he leaves her, his competition who are looking for leverage against him snatch her up and use her to black mail him. Not only that, her children could be in danger too? Here you are, all this time thinking I'm the greatest danger to her, and in the end it turns out to be Kelly and his cracked brain ideas about being a drug King pin. You really have some serious issues to consider in this matter, and they don't include how fat I am. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Yes. You're really fat and you wear a tin foil hat. No you never owned a business No you never were...... Yes you are a fraud. A middle aged version of the Beatles? LOL! A tall fella whos not a fat tub Another fella who is 6 feet and in supreme shape And you, a lisping obese crossed eyed fool who is incapable of originality. What Aldo doent know Aldo makes up and Aldo doesnt know anything. Fact. #aldoALWAYSFAILS Since Aldo lives in delusion and fantasy Aldo once again references a TV show. #aldoAdmittedBedwetter But the point you revealed to me, that I find more interesting and significant is once again my muse and inspiration Erica. I kind of figure she admired me and was actually interested in that aspect of my life, as well as the guitar playing, of which I know for a fact she used to love! But since she hasn't spoken to me, I was left to wonder and speculate about her ideas where I am concerned. Then the two people she does still associate and stay in regular contact with, have been gradually working towards copying me and my life style. As in starting their own businesses and playing the guitar or trying to and building a collection like mine. There's nothing wrong with that, and I'm glad I could be such a positive influence on people with my lifestyle. But by doing that, or copying me, you revealed another fact, unintentionally about Erica's attitude towards me. She must secretly admire me and show me more attention then I had previously thought. I know this by the simple fact that her two closest friends, are trying to copy and be like me so much. If I was anything like the loser I imply I am, they wouldn't do anything that resembles my behavior. But the fact that they're in effect trying to " become me "! Just shows how impressed with me they all really are. Also the fact that they're on here every day trying to crawl up my ass and die, reveals the extent of their obsession with me. But now I know Erica actually is very impressed with me, but can't interact with me herself directly, because she knows I don't approve of her lifestyle. Which is true, i don't. So, she can only hope that her friends can become me, as close as possible. But, to her I say, " there's nothing like the real thing, baby ". ! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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This coming from someone who used a quote from a tv show to describe his business plan. " I'm in the empire building business "! I'm glad you made the reference, because it glaringly displays the problem with your ideas and attitude. I was a fan of that show to, and I identified with the main character. I'm sure you did to, but for totally different reasons. You obviously missed the point of the show. Walt was a brilliant scientist first. He founded a company with a friend from college that went on to be worth a billion dollars. I think because of a lack of confidence, he sold his shares in the company before they hit it big for a measly couple of grand and then settled into a mediocre life with his wife and children and working as a science teacher in a high school. Which in case you don't know is the lowest possible rung on the science career latter. Because he was diagnosed with cancer, he felt he no longer had anything to lose. So he decide to provide for his family after he died by cooking meth to raise a little money quickly before he died. But what happened was, because he was so brilliant and talented, he created a more potent and stronger strain of methamphetamine then is usually produced and it became immediately popular and made him and his product in very high demand. But, because it was the drug trade, populated primarily by stupid uneducated low life's. His brilliance was usually the only thing that saved him in navigating his way through that world and those types of people. After he started making some real money and for the first time realized he held a power no one else around him possessed, his ego took over and he became a megalomaniac and was hell bent on world domination of the worlds meth market! But he still kept finding himself in bad situations because of the class of people he was forced to consort with in the drug trade. I loved the final when he used a machine gun in the trunk of his Cadillac to take out that whole crew! But here is the thing Kelly, you're not Walter White, a brilliant man in an underachieving position in life. Your an average or below average person, in an underachieving position in life. And you won't be able to alter chemically, your product, to turn crystal meth into nitroglycerin like Walt did with Tuco to get out of a situation alive. If you find yourself in a similar situation, and I have every confidence that you will someday, you'll just die. I would really look for another business venture, the life expectancy for drug dealers is not very long. Or better yet, how many drugs dealers have you ever heard of, in the entire history of the world, that had a long successful career, retired rich and lived out their twilight years in peace and comfort? Now, how many died young while still involved in the business or were caught and prosecuted and spent the rest of their lives in prison? There, does that make you understand your situation a little better? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Lmao.. um moron savages was a movie..not real life Jay and I know you get movies and real life confused. But one has nothing to do with the other. Tell us Aldo..do you watch game of thrones then go outside looking for dragons?? #aldoALWAYSFAILS #aldothinksmoviesareRealLife Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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I've been hearing that marjuana is going to be legal, from since high school by my pot dealer friends. I swear you sound just like Peter. He was a tall guy, like you and a stoner! He used to tell me pretty much everything you're saying now. I guess hope springs eternal amoung the druggies. Well, Pete eventually had a stroke and has to drag the dead side of his body around now. Like you, fortunately he had a business partner and they run a cafe' together. They have an open mic there sometimes. And I was thinking of checking it out. I watched a vidie of some of it online. If those kids are impressed by the lame stuff their friends are doing there. They'd be blown away if I showed and started tearing it up like the guitar monster that I am! I haven't decided yet, we'll see. Of course I know Breaking Bad is a tv show and not real. It was the concept behind it i was referring to. And the point is, you're not a Walter White. when ever you're dealing with the drug trade, whether it's legitimate or not, you're going to be dealing with some unsavory elements of society. Either it will be the people who supply you, or the drug addicts who will be trying to rob you. It's not a safe environment any way you look at it. Like I said, I have a new business too, but I don't have to worry about my competition kidnapping friend and members of my family and sending parts of them to me in the mail before I relinquish my slice of the market share to them. When I had my last business the worst thing that ever happened was a competitor called me up and called me an " asshole " because I was under cutting him on prices. You can expect a drive by shooting on your shops! And Kelly, after all this time, your still acting condescending towards me, like your smarter or know more then me or something. If you haven't realized how intelligent I am by now, how are you going to run a drug empire? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh, and before Jay has a chance to make another one of his lame ass comments, I thought I would observe the fact that both of you are trying to copy me so closely, indicates what I've suspected all along. That Erica secretly admires me and always has! I kind of figured it, by the way Jay was always trying to malign me. Or trying to make her think I wasn't really as cool as I seemed to be. But, now that I know, he's been in effect, trying to become exactly like me by running his own business and boning up on his guitar chops. I realize he's been doing this because I appear attractive to his Fiancee. Now that I know this hidden information, I should just go to where she is, and knock on the door. When she answers I should pick her up, hold her upside down, pull her underwear out of the way and start chowing down on her Jewish pussy! Her lesbian roommate might want to call the police, but she'll probably tell her " wait, he's doing a good job, wait until he's done, then call them "! Thanks for sharing with me, Jay! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Jay, are you really this stupid, or are you just kidding me here? Well, yeah, she's a dyke. You're not living with her! I'm sure her sons are long grown accustomed to strange men showing up at their place to have rendezvous with their Mother by now? BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! That's what it will sound like when I'm eating her! You'll call up one day and she'll tell you "Jay, LCR was here and he motor boated my pussy with his mouth! After he gave me a screaming gushing orgasm, he then took me out for a nice dinner and then played us some songs on his guitar! We all had a wonderful time"! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Well, if that's the case, why are the two of you trying to copy me and my lifestyle? If I'm a loser and a fallure and your trying to be just like me, what does that make you? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Here is an example of the clientele that Kelly can look forward to in his new business venture. It also is an explanation for the architect of his doom! It's sawed off to the limit, he's got a vague plan There's this liquor store on Madison There's another one down on Washington Square He's pretty sure no one's ever seen him down around there The first one's bird shot, the next four are double aught buck The last one's a slug just for good luck He's got his works in his pocket He wants to score as soon as he's done He can't wait to get straight to get long gone He puts on his long coat scribbles off a short note Sits himself down and waits for the sun to go down It's right around midnight and there's still Too damn many people on this street He's walked all the way from Battery Park He's got sweaty hands and burning feet He's desperate for a fix, his body's screaming, "Get me high" He bursts through the door and let's one fly Sunrise in the park and Davey's cold as stone He got some bad merchandise and he was all alone Two more unsolved mysteries, a lot of paper pushed around Most folks are just waking up in this great big town Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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And here's Jay's theme too, lest we forget. She doesn't need it , but she says it's all right My baby digs him 'cause I'm rollin' away My baby gives it up every day My baby gives it, she gives it away My baby gives it up every day My baby. She just gives it away. When you're alone in some city hotel, You can get company by ringing a bell You might go pick up a girl on the street Well my baby gives it up totally free My baby's counting, won't cause you no harm My baby's brother never break a your arm My baby ha, ha, I love her She's cheap. ooooooooo yeah. My baby... You better buy yourself a new pair of shoes And walk for a lifetime on the page you knew You better buy an electric guitar You better play, there's no other way to beat the blues I beat em My baby... She give it way, every day, every way My baby just gives it away My baby's mama is a singular girl She brought up her daughter and brought her up well I'm breathing no more, 'cause she took it away My baby gives it up every day My baby gives it, she gives it away My baby gives it up every day My baby... How I love her. Yeah My baby, my baby, she just gives it away My baby, my baby, she just gives it away My baby, my baby, gives it away Let me tell you, my baby, she just give it away My baby, every day My baby gives it up every day My baby give it Just gives it away Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oooooh!!!! look at the jealousy and fear from these two Bozo's? Yeah Kelly, you're right, selling directly to known drug addicts is a much safer proposition then conducting business online where you never have any direct contact with the people you do business with. You are soooo right on that and I'm obviously completely wrong. and as for Jay, and his jealousy and insecurities regarding me and his Fiancee? You know, I can just get in my car, drive to the airport, get on the next flight to Sacremento, and when I arrive, rent a car and drive straight to her neighborhood! So in a matter of hours I can be literally within yards of her if I wanted too! Maybe I've done it already, that's how I know how easy it is. The point is, I have the time and the resources to do whatever I want to. You can draw all of the pictures, and make all of the insulting comments you want. But you can't hold back the tide. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh, and Kelly you're wrong again, as usual, as of today I'm officially back in business again! I don't know what I'll do the first year? But, in my last business I was only projecting seventy or eighty grand and I ended up doing over a hundred and fifty large that first year! So go figure. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Kelly, I wish you wouldn't have told me about your current business venture and the other details of your life. That way, I could have held at least a modicum of respect for you. Now, I can't hold any. Even if what you're dealing is legal in the area where it's being sold, it's still illegal in the rest of the country and most of the world! These people, who will be your customers, are usually low life's, parasites, drug abusers, thieves and all kinds of other type of miscreants. They don't suddenly turn into solid upright citizens, just because they enter your establishment, and buy their weed from you because for some fluke in the system allows them to actually purchase it legally in that county. As soon as they transport their purchase over the state line, they go back to being criminal scum again! You defend Erica's harmful self destructive life style, now you peddle a known gateway drug to much harder substances. My friend Peter, was a pot dealer in high school. He graduated to the harder stuff and had a stroke, and now only half his body still functions. He was a better and more talented musician then me too. Just admit it, you're fucked, and so are your values, ideas and entire life. I on the other hand don't have anything to be ashamed of for anything I've ever done. You're right in wanting to be more like me, I wish you were. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Before I thought you just a dumb headed father, trying to take care of your family. Now your a drug dealer trying cash out on his deceased wife's legacy. That's a mighty steep drop on the self respect scale. And don't even " try " to " compare anything I've ever done with what you are now. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Hey, fuck you Jay, you know I'm right and should actually be on my side here in condemning Kelly. After all, it was your job to incarcerate people just like him for so long. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Do I detect a hint of guilt in your words here Jay? Anyway, who cares what you two losers do with yourselves. You spend all of your time trying to be like me. You don't realize it, but that says more about you than just about anything else. But I want you to know, I'm the happiest now than I've been in years. I resurrected my old home office and I'm back to being my own boss again. I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it. I can work in my pajamas, do as much or as little as I want. I have money pouring into my bank account like Erica's pussy gushing when she heard me play the guitar. And I can do that too anytime I want. You are right to want to be more like me. I know I sure do! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Hey Kelly, Van Halen just announced their new tour dates for this year! That's all well and good, but I've been to many shows already by now. What I'm really looking forward to is you uploading a video playing something on the guitar! Now I know, despite your claims, that you're not going to be able to play on my level. I told you it doesn't matter. just pick something you feel you can handle, play it from beginning to end, and give it your best shot! I don't care if it's Mary had a little lamb, or Stairway to Heaven! Just play something. You've witnessed me play the guitar over a hundred different times now! You said you used to play, which means you probably know a few songs already you could do justice to. I would be more impressed that you made the effort to play something than I would if you could play as good or better then me. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh yeah, you said I never play any long sustained notes. That's not true, I've played lots of songs like that. A good recent example is Every Rose has it's thorn. The whole solo is one long sustained note! incidentally, that would be a good one for you to play too, because it's fairly easy with simple D, C, G chords. I know you cant't plat the solo or the fills, but don't worry about it. Just play the chords against the record and let CC Deville play that part. See, I figured it out for you! Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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You mean like the way you whack off to my videos Jay? Do you mean like that? Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Hey now! You think it's easy being a God of the arena, playing Panama, and Runnin with the Devil, on stage before fifty thousand adoring fans, then going back stage, drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels while getting sucked off by not one, but two young blonde girls of questionable legal age? All the while jet setting around the world while you Italian Princess Ho bitch of a wife nags your ass constantly! " Whaaa, Eddie, Mackenzie won't share her coke with me "! Well, let me tell you, as you can see from the pictures I have here, I can tell you first hand, that it is not. Aren't you glad you never learned to play the guitar, you might have ended up like us. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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Oh, that really hurts I think I'll drink a bottle of bleach while I'm throwing myself off a highway over pass and shooting myself in the head with a rope tied around my neck. Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.
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