590 posts 9/3/2012 7:04 pm
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I got mad skillz, yo!
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How cool is that?!
Couple of things. My neighbors were going away to the shore for a week. I was out front mowing my lawn. The divorcee, has two beautiful daughters like six and two. And her fiance, or the guy she's shacked up with, has two daughters as well. They're around six or seven too. I can never resist an opportunity to tease little girls!  Mainly because, their not that different from their adult counter parts, except they won't retaliate by throwing all my clothes and other shit out on the driveway, when they get mad at me!   So, I started in on them. I asked them " where they were going "? The little angel, or my neighbors replies " they're going to the shore for the week ". I figured that, because they were loading up their cars with beach stuff. So, I said, " well, I want to go too, so one of you will have to ride in the trunk "! At this point, they all get quiet and stare at me, like they think I'm serious! I put my hand behind my back and ask them " pick a number between one and four ". Just then, my other neighbor comes out to get something out of her car. She lives one house over from this neighbor. She notices what I'm up to, and she rolls her eyes and gives me one of those, "are you teasing those again " looks women give you. So, then the little girls start protesting and saying all kinds of things to me except for the little angel. She just stares at me with a deadly look! Then she explodes, and says, "Hey, that trunk is nasty back there, if you want to go to the shore, you drive your own car "! I thought to myself, " Jeez, she's just like her Mother, I'll bet that's how she acted when she kicked, her last husband and this girls father, his ass to the curb "! Once again, it reminded me of why I'm still happy to be single and not married again.  So, then a while later, I'm at my garage, strapping my mountain bike on the back of the dune buggy, to go out for a ride on the trails, like I do almost every day. Another little girl comes riding up to me on her bicycle. She asks me a few questions about what I'm doing. Then I ask her " what her name is "? She tells me and then I ask her" if she knows what my name is "? She thinks for a moment, then replies, " you're the guy who drives all the cool cars and motorcycles and bikes "! I'm a little taken back by that response, I guess I wasn't expecting to hear that from such a young . But, you know what they say out of the mouth of babes. And it turns out, I have even more fans, or acolytes that follow me and my exploits, I've come to realize lately. After I come back from a bike ride, I always take my bad motor scooter out for a spin. There are these young guys that sit out on the porch, on a couch they have there, drinking beer and hanging out like typical guys do. I go roaring past them every day when I'm heading out. One day, it was getting kind of late, and it would be dark soon. I usually don't wear a helmet when I ride. As I got to the corner where these guys hang out at. One of them says to me, " hey, where are your sunglasses "?! I wasn't wearing them because it was going to be getting dark soon, so I didn't think I needed them. I was surprised that they identified me so closely with with my shades look I've adopted lately, and were disappointed when I wasn't living up to their expectations for my cool look. I guess it's like Batman not wearing his cape or something like that? Here I am, just going about my own business, doing things I like to do, and now because I attract so many fans and followers, I guess because of my natural charisma and magnetism? I now have to live up to all of their expectations for my reputation. Thanks for all the extra pressure guys. Thank God they don't know about all the other stuff I do, that you're presently aware of? Then they'd really lay into me with everything they'd be expecting from me, and start treating me like a "Rock Star " or something? Oh, yeah, I forgot again, I am a Rock Star, so I guess that would make sense then, wouldn't it?   Well, I still don't need the pressure. Next thing. I have an Ipad. I was reading about all the different apps you can download with it, and all the cool features it has. They have this one program called, " Garage Band ". It has sampling programs of different beats and rhythms you can use and modify to create your own original music. That stuff isn't new, I've been playing around with stuff like that on other equipment for years. But now, not only can you create it, you can download it on Itunes. So, you can actually create a hit and get paid for it! Things have certainly changed, from the days when you needed to get a recording contract before people could buy your music anywhere. You can also turn your Ipad into a guitar or keyboard and record or just play it that way too. I was thinking, " oh hell no, I'm not going to start using my Ipad for playing guitar " Then I reconsidered and thought, " Hmmmmmm? Maybe that's not such a bad idea after all? It certainly would be a novelty. I haven't seen anyone else upload a video using their Ipad instead of a real guitar, that might be a cool idea for a video? I better hurry up and upload something before one of you mofo's steals my great idea! Laterz!  
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8325 posts 9/3/2012 7:11 pm |
Erica is still lurking on your bloggy...
Check your visitor's list...
"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur
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1023 posts 9/3/2012 8:29 pm |
Oh, she's lurking on more then just my "bloggy! She's lurking in my thoughts, dreams and future plans, as well.
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8325 posts 9/3/2012 9:08 pm |
Quoting MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2:
Oh, she's lurking on more then just my "bloggy! She's lurking in my thoughts, dreams and future plans, as well.
...in the very near future, Erica will yours to own?
Is that the case here?
"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur
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1023 posts 9/3/2012 9:17 pm |
God willing!
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8325 posts 9/8/2012 10:52 am |
Having known Erica in the past, nothing surprises me.
What makes you sure a relationship would work at this juncture?
"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur
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1023 posts 9/8/2012 12:24 pm |
That's a good point. I don't think a relationship with Erica would work at any juncture for anyone. But, because her thinking and behavior is so unusual anything is possible. All I know is, if something is destined to happen it will. If not, then it won't, it's as simple as that.
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