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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

Public Service Announcement  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
3/21/2016 2:43 pm
Public Service Announcement

Ladies. It is beginning the change of seasons. I would like to bring your attention to the fact that 40 to 60%* of all household accidents are caused by hostile and aggressive breast flesh.

In the average home this leads to bruising and just an overall sense of unwellness.

So ladies the next time someone tells you to calm your tits remember that we are saying it with love. The pair your restrain will only ease our pain. And the pair your soothe will lighten our mood.

We now return you to your regular scheduled jackassery.

* PLEASE NOTE THESE STATISTICS ARE COMPLETELY FABRICATED.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
3/21/2016 5:48 pm
    Quoting  :
not according to those completely made up statistics. your breasts are just waiting to strike.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
3/21/2016 5:49 pm
    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I have never heard of hostile tits. Does this mean there will be "Breasts Gone Wild" videos?
mostly they lay in wait. 73 % of all stubbed toes are actually due to hostile tits.


JJLooken 56M/46F
366 posts
3/21/2016 10:55 pm

 The Dreaded "Hostile Tits" syndrome.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
3/22/2016 5:41 am
    Quoting JJLooken:
    The Dreaded "Hostile Tits" syndrome.
no quite the worst in the ranking but definitely trouble.


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