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Mama Said Knock You Out?
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GOOD
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8/9/2012 6:23 am |
You've just become numb to it all. Too many wanna fuck emails have desensitized you to where they don't have the same shock value they once did. I should know, I get them constantly and have grown weary of them. No clues on the Uh-oh face. Maybe if I could see it I could better help you on that one.
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We all loose our mojo on occassion as for the kids not fearing the "uh-oh" face. You were probably laughing your ass of to or at least trying not to. After all who doesn't like to watch a dog eat peanut butter. Don't compromise yourself! You are all you've got!
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Well as far as at home goes. It's possible they have seen "the face" often enough with no consequences that they dismiss it. It happens now and then. As for here. Maybe you are just deciding not to sweat the jerks? Less stress is always good.
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Even the strongest, snarkiest of bitches like us need a break every now and then. We do have to let our inner goody girl and mature adult out and in control occasionally. Having just struggled past the 40 myself I can tell you it is a hell of a punch to our inner goddess of snark. You'll be fine! Kisses, LA Kisses, LA   
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if you miss their fear, there is nothing a few broken televisions wont cure. then take them out driving and witness your road rage. or just walk up to hubby very quietly reach into his shorts and reestablish your authority.
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You'll always be a force to be reckoned with in my book  
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I like to think of it as a pause, the race is long and even the best edges need a little time to be sharpened you will be back with a vengeance I'm sure. It could also be that your program of "thinning the herd" has gotten rid of most of the massively moronic visitors. While this betters the company it doesn't lend itself to the devastating put downs of the Ring of old. I'm sure that once you get your mojo back this blog will be waist deep in snarky once again and I for one will be here for when it happens. What can I say, I'm a snarky junkie.  Take it easy, guns are cold.Take it easy, guns are cold. 
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Esoteric apathy, I would think. How to get out of it? Well, beating up mimes works. Using a fish, of course. Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
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8/6/2012 9:38 pm |
Too much crap leads to apathy. Then there's the moment when your talent spills out like a holy hell unleashed!
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8/6/2012 9:25 pm |
OK think about it. You had your wicked ways when you were in your 30's. Now 40's gives you the right to read anyone the riot act and not feel guilty about it... as we get older we just don't give a shit! But then again we will get that one email on the perfect day when nothing is going right and that just sets us off then they better watch out! ~or you can just keep masturbating and hope for the best. Such a BUMMER I missed most of the Perv olympics! Damnbit Gumby... pouts 
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I'm absolutely sure that it'll be there when you want to use it. This post has plenty of proof that the humour is in you and when you care enough, that "kick-ass take no prisoners" attitude will be in the mix!!! And well ... if you want to practice ... I'm like a Timex ... "I can take a licking (I think that's hilarious!!) and keep ticking"!!
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If you ever go hard, I'm gonna get worried. And maybe you're mojo is being channeled into your matsurbation. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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I just become apathetic to the weak-minded ministrations of a toddler posing as a grown-ass adult I think this is a big part of it, the more exposure you have to something outrageous the less it affects you. (I know there's a term for this but I can't remember what it is.) Another factor might be that you need a certain lightness to your POV in order to wield your rapier sharp wit. I get the feeling that a lot of stuff going on inside of you as well as things going on in your life that may have dulled things for you a bit. but then maybe I'm wrong.
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very nice Bond references! Embrace the suck
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