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Blogs > ambien1990 > Viewing Sex from Mid MI

Boy are the fakes out in force tonight!  

ambien1990 52M
15 posts
6/27/2011 8:01 pm
Boy are the fakes out in force tonight!

I recently posted a status on my profile saying that if a profile name had 2 or 3 random numbers after the name, chances are it's a fake. (In case you were wondering, my numbers are definitely not random, one could just look at my age and guess that is when I graduated HS)I'd also like to add a few other telltale clues. Because I swear these guys are just getting dumber every day!

If a standard flirts with you, but does not show up in your list of people that viewed you, then they've got to be fake. I've had five of these in the last hour. I've never been able to hit the flirt option outside the person's actual profile page without being directed to the order form page.

Profile headers that don't seem to grasp proper American English if the picture is of a white female. I'm talking about gross errors in syntax and spelling that a native would never say.

On a related note, if the header does not accurately describe the profile picture. I saw one pic of a lovely, fit lady and the header said she was a BBW.

If a profile is not looking for the understood purpose of this site. This is not match dot com. We are not generally looking for soul mates. If someone says they are, they'd have better luck elsewhere.

An amazingly hot full frontal nude profile photo. I have a hard time believing that a woman of that caliber and willingness to bare all would need to go online to find a sex partner. Not to say they don't exist, but if this point teams up with any of the above, it's not looking good.

Oh, and if you're gonna try to do a fake, at least put an attractive fake photo up. (see previous point) The one that spurred me to write this rant flirted with me without viewing my profile, had the number 688 at the end of her name, and had face and boobs visible. Only problem? That 688 might not have been random, it may have been her WEIGHT! It almost looked like the thong she was wearing was photoshopped on afterward. I'm not sure one can buy one of the rack in that size anyway. Now try to fap with that image in your head!

Goodnight all!

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