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What is going on?  

senecaguy2 63M
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5/6/2016 9:39 am
What is going on?

I am headed to Las Vegas Monday for a business conference and….. Flying reminds me of one time I was flying and there was a woman sitting next to me in first class. The woman sneezed and took a tissue and wiped between her legs. I saw what she did and thought it was a little strange (wouldn’t you?).

When the woman sneezed again and took a tissue and wiped between her legs, I was really puzzled at what she was doing. Once again the woman sneezed and again took a tissue and wiped between her legs.

I could not contain my curiosity any longer; I had to ask her, “I couldn’t help noticing that every time you sneeze you wipe between your legs. Why are you doing that?”

To which she responded, “It's a medical problem. I orgasm when I sneeze.”

“Oh I'm sorry. What do you take for it?”

She smiled and said, “Pepper.”

That is why I always take a can of pepper with me when I am flying.

Have a great week !! (and yes, it was a joke, not a true story) And there is a new scientific study out that says happiness begins at 50 years of age. I am over that. One of the top ten reasons is that when you are over 50 you can tell more jokes and a second reason if when you are over 50, you have an excuse for telling the same stories (and jokes) over and over again.

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