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The Adventures of Rocks Off Boy! or This didn't happen, right?
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The Adventures of Rocks Off Boy! or This didn't happen, right? I am somewhat adventurous when it comes to sex. but then again who isn't on this site. We all have had a few slip ups here and there (See one of my earlier posts for my greatest blunder ever and for an even funnier one I suggest this one [post 2074907]). So I met this attractive dancer at a local club after spending roughly $200 in one night upon having her dance and gyrate for me.  After much heavy petting kissing and sucking she pulls out a bag of toys and asks me if I'd use some of them on her.  I would have been a fool to have said no, so of course, I didn't. Needless to say that was an enjoyable night for the both of us.  We continued to see each other for a month or two, with her coming over after every night at the club to finish what her patrons started. One night, as she is going through her bag o tricks she says "I have a surprise for you, but I need you to close your eyes".  At this point I'm thinking "Shit! I'm gonna get robbed, how the hell do I explain this to the cops?". Luckily she doesn't bring out a gun, or handcuffs o-o, or rope ?*, but instead she brings out this new toy she bought... It was a "Rocks Off" Prostate massage toy. It was purple, shaped like a g-spot vibrator except it had a small silver tip at the end you inserted. I had never had the pleasure of playing with these before, but hell I had had a drink or two so I figured why the hell not. So we get to our usual foreplay position of 69 and while she is swallowing me orally she slides this thing into me. I was Immediately sent to heaven and back when she turned the thing on. It had a vibrating tip at the end the buzzed my prostate like a vibrating cell phone! It was at this moment that I clenched my cheeks and howled at the moon! Seconds later, thanks to her amazing oral skills I was ready to go again, still feeling the tingly feeling from my prostate as I begun to pound her like some human jackhammer. I finally came after an hour and a half, spent and somewhat exhausted. And my prostate still felt like it was in heaven buzzing the whole time... Wait....Buzzing the whole time? Something didn't feel right, and so I looked at the toy.. ..The silver tip was missing.  So I'll be on my way to the hospital shortly and I'm going to have to explain this whole incident to my doctor, who's probably going to be pissed, cause I wouldn't even let him do a prostate exam a few weeks ago.  Wish me luck! |
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