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HANDS ON  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
1/21/2015 10:06 am
HANDS ON



My hands are probably the part of my body that I like least – I think my fingers are like chipolata sausages wanting to be eaten!

The best things I’ve touched with my hands, without doubt, are the breasts of a woman.

Above is the American singer Lana Del Rey being groped in a photo shoot when accepting GQ’s Woman of the Year award in 2012.

The worst thing I’ve touched with my hands, again without doubt, is cat poo despite the poo being a little ‘present’ from my beloved but now deceased cat Smith.

It was a Sunday morning and I went to collect my delivered newspaper that was on my doormat. The newspaper, with all its supplements, was strewn all over the floor. As I tried to collect the newspaper, my hand went straight into some freshly delivered cat poo.

If not a cat poo connoisseur, cat poo is very smelly, especially when disturbed! I now approach delivered newspapers with some caution!

Do you like your hands?
What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand?
And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand?




lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
1/21/2015 10:31 am

Happy HNW, spunky! I like my hands and my hand "likes" me!
Worst thing touched.....cat poop!
Best thing touched....a woman! (myself second best)


couple2funn 41M/39F
60 posts
1/21/2015 10:47 am

The most wonderful thing i (lady) have touched is the cock of guy, that smooth soft tiny little baby loose is wow to touch, then it raises to a hard raised boneless candy, which is very sexy to touch and can feel by hands, lips and pussy mmmmm


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/21/2015 10:50 am

Do you like your hands?
Yes. I'm comfortable with them and they've served me well.

What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand?
A spinning table saw blade.

And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand?
The first pussy I ever groped. She was fourteen and I was sixteen. We were going steady and parked at the end of Erie Street by the Rocky River after a football game. My first case of stinkfinger!

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CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
1/21/2015 10:58 am

I like my hands OK, but would prefer to touch a lady's breasts with my mouth.

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/21/2015 11:03 am

My hands are okay I guess but I wish my nails didn't break so easily.

The best thing I have ever touched with them has to be a man's penis.

Not sure what was the worst...a toss up between a dead mouse and dog poo I guess.


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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/21/2015 11:45 am

I like my hands

The best thing I have touched with my hands (other that a woman), is the skin of my boys when they were brand new to the world. The worse thing is what came out of them when a diaper exploded.

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normalisoktoo 54M

1/21/2015 12:31 pm

I don't have a problem with my hands. I thinks others appreciate them more than I, however

Worst thing touched ? -- live electrical wires. I swear 240V actually tastes different than 120V.

Best thing touched? -- obviously another person.

Happy HNW.


myelin36 53F
3612 posts
1/21/2015 12:33 pm

My hands are not my best feature.
Worst thing my hand has touched is probably a snake, ugh.
Best thing my hands have touched was each of my babies for the first time. I also love touching and feeling my freshly shaved legs. No, I'm not narcissistic. I swear.

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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
1/21/2015 1:03 pm

Do you like your hands? Why yes, yes, I do!
What is the worst thing you have every touched? A diaper that had literally exploded on my daughter's butt in the middle of a restaurant in Cabo San Lucas. It was vile to clean up. Ack.
What is the best thing you have ever touched? My son's head, who was born extremely premature (28 wks, vs. the full gestation of 40 wks, yes, that is 7 mos. y'all!) and I was so grateful that he was alive. His head felt like a miracle (and this is coming from an atheist, y'all!)

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
1/21/2015 3:31 pm

Do you like your hands? They are well worn and battered but serve me well

What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand? I better not say

And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand? THe face of a new born baby


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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
1/22/2015 4:24 am

Do you like your hands?
I think they are alright....I don't hate them nor do I really think they're beautiful. I think they are very functional!

What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand?
Touching Caca (feces)....animal or human!

And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand?
When I first got to hold by new infant daughter or my lovers body....I love holding hands too!

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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
1/22/2015 4:53 am

Do you like your hands? No. My hands were burnt in a fire when I was five. I can't remember a time when I had smooth pretty hands. I have had many grafts done. My hands look like old women hands. Lots of scars and discoloration.

What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand? My clit!
And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand? I had gloves on but it didn't help...in medical school, intestines.

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/22/2015 8:31 am

Do you like your hands? they are ok spunky

What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand? scares from cuts
And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand? soft and sensual and do you know what I like to do with my hands? hugsssssssss V

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:40 am

    Quoting kathynj:
    Do you like your hands? Not really as I have a ruddy complexion and ruddy hands as well.

    What’s worst thing you've touched with your hand? My daughter had a labradoodle very briefly, a rescue. It was a vile and vicious animal, probably why it was surrendered in the first place. It ate everything in its path. I tried to get it to release whatever was in its mouth and my finger sunk into something squishy. I pulled out the skull of a small animal, horrifying!

    And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand? Well I could go with an obvious answer for this type of site, as hands employed to arouse and excite a man are always an enjoyable endeavour. Oh hell, I'm going there. Feeling of it as it grows straight and rigid to my touch. Playing in the wetness, anticipating an pleasant eruption, ah....... having it land where it will...to sup of it.... sorry have to run now, urgent errand at hand...
Here's something extra to get your hands on!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:41 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    Happy HNW, spunky! I like my hands and my hand "likes" me!
    Worst thing touched.....cat poop!
    Best thing touched....a woman! /:> (myself second best)
We have another thing in common - we've both handled cat poo!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:42 am

    Quoting couple2funn:
    The most wonderful thing i (lady) have touched is the cock of guy, that smooth soft tiny little baby loose is wow to touch, then it raises to a hard raised boneless candy, which is very sexy to touch and can feel by hands, lips and pussy mmmmm
I quite like touching my cock, but a woman's body is so much better!
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:45 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Do you like your hands?
    Yes. I'm comfortable with them and they've served me well.

    What’s worst thing you’ve touched with your hand?
    A spinning table saw blade.

    And what’s the best thing you’ve touched with your hand?
    The first pussy I ever groped. She was fourteen and I was sixteen. We were going steady and parked at the end of Erie Street by the Rocky River after a football game. My first case of stinkfinger!
In my teens, when I was at school, we used to play a game of guessing where our fingers had been. I hope you get the gist of our game!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:46 am

I'm quite attached to my hands!
For some reason, I prefer touching a woman with my hands more than my mouth.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:47 am

    Quoting  :

I've never changed a nappy (what we call a diaper here)!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:48 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    My hands are okay I guess but I wish my nails didn't break so easily.

    The best thing I have ever touched with them has to be a man's penis.

    Not sure what was the worst...a toss up between a dead mouse and dog poo I guess.

I wish my toenails would break. It's getting harder to trim my toenails!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:49 am

    Quoting  :

I've not yet put my hand in a bird to pull out the innards!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:50 am

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    I like my hands

    The best thing I have touched with my hands (other that a woman), is the skin of my boys when they were brand new to the world. The worse thing is what came out of them when a diaper exploded.
An exploding diaper doesn't sound fun!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:51 am

    Quoting AmeliaCox:
    Lana DelRey is a great singer... I just wish that she could devote that wonderful voice to less dreary songs. It's a pity that someone thought she needed groping for that photo-shoot.

    I'll bet that you would have Smith back in a heartbeat, if you could. Did he have a litter tray? It sounds like he wasn't puss-potty trained.

    I do like my hands, I get lots of compliments for them. They're rather girly in their fine skin texture and size and I have long, natural nails that add to their visual appeal but they have a few bent fingers and a few scars.

    The worst thing I have touched with them is cat vomit. The smell lingers for about 4 days, no matter how many dozens of times you wash your hands.

    The best thing I have touched with them is the cat whose vomit was the worst. He had fur like duck down, it was like touching a kitten, even in his last few years. Such a special being!
I would have Smith back in a heartbeat even if I had to handle his poo every day. I loved that cat!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:52 am

    Quoting normalisoktoo:
    I don't have a problem with my hands. I thinks others appreciate them more than I, however

    Worst thing touched ? -- live electrical wires. I swear 240V actually tastes different than 120V.

    Best thing touched? -- obviously another person.

    Happy HNW.
Whether 120 or 240 volts, both sound not good to touch!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/25/2015 10:54 am

    Quoting myelin36:
    My hands are not my best feature.
    Worst thing my hand has touched is probably a snake, ugh.
    Best thing my hands have touched was each of my babies for the first time. I also love touching and feeling my freshly shaved legs. No, I'm not narcissistic. I swear.
I've touched a snake once; it was quite good. Not what I'd expected!
There's nothing at all wrong with touching oneself!


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