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Funny sex stories  I'm not sure if I've ever shared this one with you folks. If I have I apologize, if not enjoy: As most of you know I have a girlfriend named 'Lori' who also happens to be my best friend and well, she's a bit wild and crazy, to say the least LOL  She's also married to 'Alice' and she does in fact focus most of her actual sexual attention on women so I feel lucky and blessed that she still has fun with me if you know what I mean.Again, as most of you know, Lori has the most incredible size 10 feet around. I just LOVE them flippers of hers and whats really cool is the fact that she truly LOVES my fetish for them. One night a few years ago, we were laying around not really doing much other than talking, listening to some music etc when I started to play with her feet. It didn't take long before my hard cock was out and those magnificent feet of hers where wrapped around it and she was doing 'her thing' to me something fierce. Unfortunately, things were a bit 'dry' so I grabbed some nearby lotion and squirted it all over us. That worked for a bit but then things got a bit too dry agian. She grabbed another bottle of some sort of lotion, covered us in it and on we went. This went on and on for a while until FINALLY Ol Mr Drippy let loose a fairly large load of some nice thick cum all over her feet. Now one of the really cool things about Lori is the fact that she LOVES having her feet covered in cum and when it happens, she doesn't just stop the proceedings.. Oh no my friends, she keeps going, working that cum all over with her toes etc. Well in this instance, the combination of all those different lotions, lubes and my cum turned into some sort of SUPER fucking glue! It was some SERIOUSE stuff to the point where her one foot and toes was quite literally clued to my dick!! Everytime she tried to pull her foot off it seems like a good junk of skin was going to cum off with it. It was QUITE painful. FInally, a friend of ours who lived in the house, came by wondering what all the comotion was about and found us laying on the bed with her foot quite litearlly glued to my dick! HE thought it was funny and of course, after the jokes and laughs etc, he finally got us a wash cloth with some soapy water and after what seemed lik an eternity, we were finally able to separate foot from dick! To this day Lori and I laugh about it and wonder if in fact we had discovered a new super-glue! Unfortunately, we don't have the receipe for it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's another one from WAY back 'in the day'. I was a junior in High School and I had a LOVELY girlfriend who we'll call 'Karen'. Karen was gorgeous and when we met, she was a virgin to boot! That of course didn't last long and of course being 16-17 years old, finding a place for us to play, aside from the backseat of my car, was always a challenge. One day my parents tell me that they're going on vactation for like 2 WEEKS in Alcapulco and they were leaving me and my sister at home, alone. Sure we could call the neighbor if we needed anything but they were more than happy and confident in leaving us there by ourselves. The fools! It was about a week into their vacation and my sister finally informed me that she was going to spend the night over at her boyfriends house. I JUMPED on it and invited Karen over.. She told her mother some B/S story and I ended up picking her up and bringing her home to a totally empty house.  To make a long story short, we ended up in the guest bedroom, fucking on the big king sized bed. She was ontop of me, riding my cock like a major pro. Moaning and screaming as she tried her damndest to grind me into dust when all of the sudden, the door opened up and light came on! There were my parents, standing in the doorway. My mom in front and my dad in back looking over her shoulder with a totally shit-assing grin on his face. Karen LEAPT from my dick and the bed and dove into the closet which was full and afforded her virtually NO cover. My mom gave me the 'young man, what's going on here' thing like she didn't know eh? My dad stood there, after getting a full view of Karen, still smiling. LOL My mom ordered us to get dressed NOW which we did and we met her full force in the kitchen (Damn I was trying to myself and Karen out of there without this meetup) Actually my mom was a LOT more subdued than I expected. It MIGHT have been the fact that both of them were suffering from some severe form of dissentatry which is why they cut their vacation short or maybe it was just yet another in a long line of 'stuff' I'd been caught doing and she was kind of used to it but anyway, she wasn't yelling and really the ONLY thing she was concerned about was the fact that we were NOT using a condom! We got a good lecture about STDS, pregnancy etc etc and then she told me to drive Karen home. THe worlds were not even totally out of her mouth before the two of us where out the door and in my car! I was surprised at the totall lack of a lecture, yelling and screaming and any kind of punishment when I got home. I did get the fact that they were both disappointed in me, well at least my mom was, dad seemed to be a bit impressed IMHO and again, I got a strong lecture about using a condom and well, that was it! Not another word was ever spoken about it! Do you have any funny stories to share?? -tmp.s. The tooties above do in fact belong to Lori. I just LOVE those size 10 flippers and Monkey Toes of hers Here's a bonus pic of those luscious tooties of hers. It's one of my fave pics!  |
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I was dumped because I had a blood nose during the middle of sex once. I still think she must have thought I planned it! One time I was caught by girlfriends mother. I was tied up and my gf was on top. The door opened and my gf ran into the other room. Leaving me there and I couldn't cover up. The mother stared at my cock and smiled and left the room. THEN my gf didn't come back for 10 mins or so!!! It's funny now. The mother never said anything about it.
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You actually have told parts of the super-glue one before, but not the full story (it didn't have the beginning, I believe), but it's still funny. The one with your parents is new....lol You got lucky on that one. I'm suspecting dad had a talk with mom when you were taking your girl home. At least it sounds that way from how you worded it.
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