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No Super Bowl Pick? Pity The Team With The Swinging Coach Ain’t In It
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No Super Bowl Pick? Pity The Team With The Swinging Coach Ain’t In It Non-football fans know that Super Bowl Sunday is the best time to get a hard-to-score restaurant reservation, or to wander around a usually crowded popular attraction. But there will be those who – either out of boredom or obligation – tune into the game without really caring which team wins. What a pity that the Buffalo Bills aren’t represented in the big game. Were the Bills playing, the choice for the swinging community would be easy. Current head coach Rex Ryan has allegedly used Alt to feature his wife, Michelle – especially her feet – for the joyful purpose of non-matrimonial gratification, according to “Will Kinky Bills Coach Consider Friendly QB to Fill Top Position?,” an article in the Niagara Falls Reporter. The Reporter gloriously recounted the Ryans’ alleged participation in variant sexuality, a list of activities which supposedly includes “Rex's 2010 involvement in foot fetish videos featuring Michelle,” and “string of photos of Michelle as a foot fetish model with a black man – kissing, rubbing and smelling her feet” – a description that has the unfortunate smack of sensationalism. The real juice came from what supposedly was a listing for the couple on a similar site to this. Quoth the Reporter: “After the foot fetish pictures surfaced... Mediatakeout posted X-rated pictures of Michelle. It turns out these may have come from Ryan and Michelle's online account on [that site], an adult swingers/hookup site. The account was apparently used to solicit sex partners for Michelle; her graphically nude photos used to allure men.” To allure men! The rapscallions! (There’s at least on regular blogger on this site for whom this is true – at least, as far as feet go. Since he is a connoisseur, I look forward to his review of her tootsies from a podierotic perspective.) Regarding the rest of Michelle Ryan’s body, well, Bustedcoverage offers details under the headline “WHY REX RYAN WIFE TATTOO DOESN’T SHOCK US: THERE ARE NSFW LEG-SPREADING MRS. RYAN PHOTOS.” The full headline includes the site name, which I can’t reproduce here. As represented on Bustedcoverage, the profile for ihavepretty feet reads, in part, “My wife is a knockout, she has tiny little tits but 2 inch nipples, and she has a hairy blounde [sic] pussy. She has perfect size 5 feet for you foot lovers and a great ass! I love womens feet and want to watch my wife take a big one in all 3 holes!” Is the profile real? A screen capture in the Bustedcoverage article sure looks like a real Various profile. And it lists Ellicott City, Maryland, as the couple’s location – the profile dates from the time Ryan was the Baltimore Raven’s defensive coordinator/assistant head coach. Furthermore, Ryan has never denied it. Pressed about it in 2010, Ryan gave variations on “It’s a personal matter and I don’t want to discuss it.” Most teams and sports reporters have brushed off its relevance to his coaching jobs, while gleefully reporting as much of the details as they could, in family-oriented media. I say bully for the Ryans: They’ve found something that works for them, it doesn’t have an impact on their ability to complete the tasks appropriate to their jobs, and it doesn’t hurt anyone. So who am I rooting for in the Super Bowl? The Buffalo Bills, of course!* *Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m going with a write-in candidate. If it’s good enough for political elections, it should be good enough for the Super Bowl. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic |
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happy rex is anywhere but here
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happy rex is anywhere but here Thank you for stopping by and commenting! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Well, I for one like the guy already. Coaches always seem so one dimensional, you know? It's nice to run across one who quotes Shakespeare or masturbates on feet. (I ALMOST typed "come across" but I caught it in time, and not with my feet) Podierotic? You're just coining all manner of new words lately, aren't you? I guess if [blog _Lady_X_] can do it, so can you! You have got me wondering though...what do you suppose Mike Ditka's fetish might be? Or, for that matter, what turned Vince Lombardi on? Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well, I for one like the guy already. Coaches always seem so one dimensional, you know? It's nice to run across one who quotes Shakespeare or masturbates on feet. (I ALMOST typed "come across" but I caught it in time, and not with my feet) Podierotic? You're just coining all manner of new words lately, aren't you? I guess if [blog _Lady_X_] can do it, so can you! You have got me wondering though...what do you suppose Mike Ditka's fetish might be? Or, for that matter, what turned Vince Lombardi on? Hard to know about Vince Lombardi -- he pretty much said it all with "Winning isn't everything -- it's the only thing." Doesn't leave much room for kink, unless one counts "It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up." Consensual light S&M, perhaps? Determining Ditka's is much easier, given the concupiscent nature of this site: People think he was a saint, but he was really a bear. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Hmph. As most men on this site will tell you, it's not the size... Or am I being arch? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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At least this year we get to see some of your commercials now on TV from US. Believe have of what you see and half of what your read.... Go Pats go! hugsssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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At least this year we get to see some of your commercials now on TV from US. Believe have of what you see and half of what your read.... Go Pats go! hugsssssssssss V Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Bills fans who are upset about the Bills losing the Super Bowl four times in a row need to remember that the Bills made it to the Superbowl four years in a row, which ain't too shabby... Inasmuch as I follow football (I don't) I root for the Saints out of residual love for all things New Orleans, although I'll cheer on any NY-region team. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I got complimented on my feet just recently. And in the past it has been noticed by other men. I find my feet functional but... I do try to pedicure them and keep them clean. Foot fetishes are something that intrigues me but doesn't turn me on. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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I got complimented on my feet just recently. And in the past it has been noticed by other men. I find my feet functional but... I do try to pedicure them and keep them clean. Foot fetishes are something that intrigues me but doesn't turn me on. Kk Note, please, the singular. Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Buffalo got the spirit, talking proud, talking.  If you're from western NY or the Golden Horseshoe, and older enough to remember the jingle, you're LYFAO Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Buffalo got the spirit, talking proud, talking. If you're from western NY or the Golden Horseshoe, and older enough to remember the jingle, you're LYFAO I'm going to have to try that out on him. Thank you! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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