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Rubin Vase  

rm_interlukin22 55M
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11/24/2014 9:06 pm
Rubin Vase
Hmm have to be careful here as the last visitor was from Canada. Disclaimer this story is not about anyone in Canada or my family. A certain mid aged male has a propensity to point out certain patterns in his mothers pictures ect in front of guests. For example the table cloth contained numerous fruit including an apple with a stem that he pointed out resembled a sperm. It did look a lot like one but its one of those things one doesn't usually point out to ones mother.
He had to show me a painting of some magnolias and asked me to comment on the stamen which clearly resembled a 1 inch long half inch diameter penis. I said I see a flower and he asked you dont see anything else? No I replied perhaps its like a rubin vase. Rubin vase he asked? Yeah I replied like the face or vase picture you tend to pick out what you most commonly see. His girlfriend and brother started laughing as he said you dont see the short penis? Oh well he will probably get me back good in the future.
Cheers,
DrV

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