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Blogs > bighornytoad2 > Tales from the Toadstool

How sex adds up  

bighornytoad2 60M  
108 posts
11/5/2007 9:58 am
How sex adds up

How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug =]

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 makeout

...a makeout leads 2 finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

rm_meanduis69 54F
15528 posts
11/5/2007 10:26 am

 Uh oh... I'm smiling right now.


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