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Blogs > greekphilosopher > Oh no, not again...

Now I get it !  

greekphilosopher 61M
1448 posts
2/3/2017 2:00 pm

Last Read:
2/2/2023 4:26 am
Now I get it !


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So there you have it. Use a condom !

Some funnies
Q: How many animals can you fit into a
pair of pantyhose?

10 little piggy's,
2 calves,
1 ass,
and an unknown number of hares,
And of course one 1 . . .
Pussy
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Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentine's Day!

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Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohhh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!
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greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
2/3/2017 2:05 pm

 I know. I need to get out more!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/3/2017 2:41 pm

 That dick pix picture.. have a great weekend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
2/3/2017 2:48 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That dick pix picture.. have a great weekend..
Are you saying that some ladies like dick pix? Dang....I knew it !
Thanx tmptrzz, same to you too !


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
2/3/2017 8:16 pm

 OMG that penis poster takes the Grand Prize!!!! I am so glad our are on the blogs!! Just love to come visit and see what you have in store for my day
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greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
2/4/2017 2:00 am
    Quoting sddl63:
    very cosmopolitan
hey sddl63. I could not find a Greek one, but I am here!
Thanx for the visit and comment.


greekphilosopher 61M
4077 posts
2/4/2017 2:04 am
    Quoting pocogato12:
    OMG that penis poster takes the Grand Prize!!!! I am so glad our are on the blogs!! Just love to come visit and see what you have in store for my day
Hi pocogato. Thank you ! As I mentioned to another commenter, I could not find one from Greece, but hey, that's why I am here!


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