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Is it just me or is this just what I believe
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Posted:Aug 26, 2018 4:39 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 2:11 am
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Is it just me or is this just what I believe?
That we all want that unconditional love? You know the kind you get from a pet or the kind of pictures you I should say? I know I do. So fucking bad I can taste it. It's been along time since I felt that and I keep looking Then finally I get fed up and join sites like this Thinking this will be the time I find somebody, this to be the time I hook up with my soulmate, my partner. Someone who just loves me for me and doesn't want or need anything and except for my love? everything? But knows that I would and will go to any lengths to give it to her. Yeah I believe you're out there somewhere I know I'll find you. And hopefully sooner than later. And when I do find you just know you will never be hurt or dissrespected you will forever be loved and cherished together will walk side-by-side.
Requirements for unconditional love :
* to laugh joke and have fun
* must love lots of sex (minimum once a day) and be open minded as far toys are concerned cuz I like to make and invent things. No really!
* must love to dance house music disco hip-hop class at rock alternative Metal and
everything else except country and western
* Love to explore new places
* Love good friends good family and your mama
* Love the party like a rockstar! But who can still function.
Oh and must like motorcycles, surfing ,the beach ,waterskiing ,snow skiing ,snowboarding ,skateboarding, and short walks cuz those things make me tired. Lol!
* Must hate ! Just kidding haha
* must love to suck dick is much is I love to lick pussy I'm sure there's a bunch more but I can't think of it right now because I'm tired I'm going to sleep night night
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LOOK WE GONNA FUCK
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Posted:Aug 11, 2018 11:47 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2018 12:54 pm
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I pick up this blind date shes bitchin cuz im late Im having a hard enough time to try and drive straight
Im askin her name mines Nasty sat her in the passenger grabbed the seat belt and fastened it.
I nope fugly I know you fuck me your ugly "Coo but i'm kinda hungry"
Then she wants the most expensive shit in the menu I'm like sheeet for that I better get to to hit your friend too!
I buy her a snack cuz I made her buy a sack smoked the whole shit didnt give her lighter back
lets cut to the chase cuz were back at her place shes telin me to stop as
i'm rounding third bass
Started to act up so I put her in the bath tub and got her in mood after alittle nasty back rub so I could bust a nut and you could hit the front door and I aint gonna ask your fuckin ass once more
First day stereo wort case sanerio LOOK WE GONNA FUCK no games no names I hate fuckin with thoes thangs LOOK WE GONNA FUCK when Im pickin up the tab you talkin bout the fun you had Im like LOOK WE GONNA FUCK just get in the car ho I aint gonna call you tomorrow Im like LOOK WE GONNA FUCK
Im smokin and cruzing and pick up this chick she says arrnt you pete Nasty BITCH SUCK MY DICK
She wants to fuck and no doubt I want some but I got myself stuck without a condom shes like GIMME and PUT THAT SHIT IN ME AFTER A MINUTE YOULL FORGET ABOUT THE JIMMY woh woh woh bitch what you think I ait had that much to drink, I dont need vegtables growing off my testacals and I damn sure dont need my genitals falling off when the doctor grabs my balls when I caugh so I called it off and returned my dick back to small and soft.
Feels like I was set up by this bitch I'z with she rolled a spliff as I chilled and sipped a fifth by now I needed time out cuz cuz I was so drunk Im like WE GONNA FUCK? First day stereo wort case sanerio LOOK WE GONNA FUCK no games no names I hate fuckin with thoes thangs LOOK WE GONNA FUCK when Im pickin up the tab you talkin bout the fun you had Im like LOOK WE GONNA FUCK just get in the car ho I aint gonna call you tomorrow Im like LOOK WE GONNA FUCK?
I kidd nap someone just to get in the car pool rush to the club and the nearest bar stool what I need to do is bitch a drink or two and get in her pants befor she has a chance to think it through, and after 5 shots Ill take a bitch with one eye like syclops fuck it i'll save money on eye drops
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