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Food Porn Contest
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Food Porn Contest Mom always told you not to play with your food ‒ but we want you put all those years of pent-up perversions to use in our Food Porn Contest!  We want to see your sexy, dirty, nasty, fun culinary creations! Recreate a scene from your favorite porn using only onion rings and Mornay sauce...or create an erotic food sculpture with all the fixins from a home-cooked meal! Be a saucy culinary stylist and dress up food items in a sexy outfit or scene ‒ or, show off your artistic side and create a deliciously naughty food sculpture. Dress-up is just for the food! No people, including yourself, can be depicted in your photo. We really want you to use your creativity and imagination in this contest, and don’t be afraid to think outside of the box (haha, we said box!) Feel free to use non-food items and clothing as props! All members are eligible, with up to five entries per member. The deadline to enter is Monday, November 23rd at 11:59 a.m. (PST) The HotMatch.com staff will judge the entries and select ten finalists, which will be announced on Tuesday, Nov 24th. Members may then vote for their favorite amongst the top 10. The deadline to vote is Tuesday, December 1st at 11:59 a.m. (PST). Winners will be announced soon thereafter. Please post original photos! If you can find it on the Internet, so can we. Cheaters will be deleted. Comments with no photo and entries that do not meet the contest criteria will be deleted. Remember, all photos must adhere to the Photo Guidelines and General Contest Rules. How to enter: 1. Take a photo of your creation and save it as a .jpg or .gif. 2. Reply to this blog posting with a comment (i.e. "Post a Comment") 2. Click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section, select your saved photo from your desktop, and click “Post.” It's that easy! How to vote: 1. A special poll will be created and posted on Tuesday, Nov 24th featuring the ten finalists. Next to each entry is a round "radio" button. Click the radio button next to your favorite entry to cast your vote. 2. Each member is allowed to vote once. 3. The three finalists receiving the most votes will win. Prizes for this contest are: 1st place: 1-year Gold membership plus erotic DVDs 2nd place: 6-month Gold membership plus erotic DVDs 3rd place: 3-month Gold membership plus erotic DVDs Each of the top 10 finalists will receive 500 points. |
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11/23/2009 3:14 am |
Simple, yet creative...and the mesh "bra" brings it home! 
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Nature's own
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Home grown
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Au Natural
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11/19/2009 12:23 pm |
what can you see
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11/19/2009 12:21 pm |
squashed...\8
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1 post 11/19/2009 8:47 am |
My girlfriend purchased this pork Loin at Krogers.
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This whopper stood Errect at 16" Width at 6" Ball span of 14" complete with shedded coconut pubic hairs
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A cake I did for a bi gf's birthday.
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This is my next Food porn scene, Lonely and Horny scene. Ingredients---->Flour, Lard and water to mold the little person. Lettuce piece as the pillow, Cereal and lemon bit as the hairs,Chocolate chip pieces as the eye, Bit of tomato as the lip, Candy corn and piece bits as the tits,the sex toy and the pussy lip. 
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"My Ode to the Infamous Cock Shots" Used one banana and honey  [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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So I took my time to mess with some food ingredient to come up for this Food Porn Scene. Woman on top sex scene. Ingredient use are---->flour, Lard and water was use to mold the 2 little person.Chocolate chips for the eyes, Macaroni for the blond curly hair of the female, Green bean and cookies as the pillow, candy corn using the pink part as the lips, broken pieces of cookies as the tits.
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happym;potatoes
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11/17/2009 9:20 am |
this is how i cater bachelorette partys
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Any resemblance to any persons living or fictional is purely a coincidence. Stuffed toy, banana & double walnut.
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1 post 11/15/2009 8:50 pm |
this is the gift for my husband when i was not there with him
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1 post 11/15/2009 4:31 am |
This was one of the cakes I had to make when I worked in 'Buns and Cakes' in India. I hope you like it.
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This is a cake design all our freinds ask me to make for birthday's. This one was for my man's best freind happyf;KimanBobhappym;
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11/14/2009 8:49 am |
Playing with food at the 5 star restaurant. [image] The food was awesome.
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As a Cake Decorator I have had a few challenges to do time to hunt down old pics me thinks but here is a start. A cake done with a devil woman and a whip
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I didn't actually make it, I saw it on another website but I thought I would share it with you anyway.
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1 post 11/11/2009 2:37 pm |
This was straight out of the Garden....Didnt even have to work on these....They were naturals!!!
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11/11/2009 1:25 pm |
Happy Thanks Giving If you want to know how to create this Bikini Bird, message me. Treasure.
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Enjoy your meal!!
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11/10/2009 11:33 am |
This is sugar cookie dough with seedless red raspberry and apricot preserves. Oh! And a little extra flour for shaping your nipples. You want them nice and perky. 
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