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liar liar balls on fire?  

nastytease4U 46F  
12083 posts
7/4/2015 4:08 am

Last Read:
7/11/2015 4:00 am

liar liar balls on fire?

Have you ever fibbed to get into her pants? Why must I be so sexist, ladies have you ever fibbed to get your ankles pinned behind his ears?

have you lied about your age (yes I did)
have you give a fake name (yes I did)
have you just gone along with the lie because you want to get laid (yes I did)
lied about my relationship status (yes I did...but not with my current husband)

the poll is quite lame, but what will be fun will be reading all the "lies" and schemes that people have used or used on others to get laid.....

so, tell us your lies.....
never, total straight shooter
does lying about saying you love them count?
if its a one night stand, who cares?
I can't believe the lie I got laid with
I am still lying to them!
they lied there ass off to get me into bed, so what
I was SO PISSED when I found out the truth.....
this one person I know, they always....
This one is guaranteed to work
If their drinking, it doesn't really matter


lukeorlucas 43M
449 posts
7/4/2015 11:01 am

it was a chick this friend had on the side convinced her to do a 3 way, i lied about everything i liked,
"what no way i love 98 degrees too!!!"
those words still haunt me...

but what an awesome night!!!


kittyliquor519 58M
2730 posts
7/4/2015 11:52 am

The only thing lying does is dig your hole deeper

Everyone is on a different plane of intelligence. Some people's plane has not taken off yet!!


SirlickalotNM 61M  
147 posts
7/4/2015 6:07 pm

For some reason in our society women like to lie about their age. I don't understand it, but it is a tradition that goes way back in time. Some think it is impolite to ask a woman's age. I have seen many profiles here and at first I thought that many here lie about their age. Some are laughable. Normally it looks like the older women do this the most but lately I think the majority of women 35 and older do it.


dan_nl_2006 42M
1117 posts
7/5/2015 6:14 am

I have lied. But about small stuff to keep the conversation going like music or holiday. This was either in 1 night or during vacations. One of them was during a spring break.....and I did get a 3sum.

I dont lie about profession or relationship status.


dan_nl_2006 42M
1117 posts
7/5/2015 6:16 am

Would interested to see the relationship lie story...would u share


Mojo67Man 56M  
55 posts
7/5/2015 6:24 am

DISCLAIMER: My comments here are all in the context of A'F'F related activity. Outside of A'F'F - these behaviors are not nearly as prevalent - nor representative of how most women and men behave most of the time.
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I'd say between 95-97% of the woman on A'F"F lie on their profiles - and lie to themselves. They have created a fantasy for themselves and they lie to themselves and on their profiles to perpetuate the false reality.

Men lie an awful lot too. The difference (it seems to me anyways) is that men mis-represent facts much more than their intentions. Woman on the other hand... deceive themselves to the point they can't be honest with men - because they are pretending - or playing in within a fabricated myth that is not who they really are.


Cum_Happy 110M
2824 posts
7/5/2015 6:57 pm

She told me she was a woman!!!!

Your pic doesn't turn me on!!!!

I hate to be teased by a woman!!!!

I voted!!!!!


Anything done half-heartedly will net you an equivalent result. ~CH


dafocker44 64M
986 posts
7/6/2015 5:30 am

You didn't give enough options and I can't tell you why I lied!!!!!

[I]Da Focker!!


BrownEyedBBW 55F  
8831 posts
7/6/2015 6:13 am

First, there is the old fashioned notion of having character. Next, with the exception of sociopaths, people are notoriously bad liars. And the more someone wants something, the worse they are at lying. It becomes one of those "Why Bother" things. May as well be honest and be done with it.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
7/10/2015 7:43 pm

I've never lied to get sex, except for the standard white lies..."No, hell no, that dress doesn't make your ass look fat."

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Nancy106025 63F
110 posts
8/14/2015 8:28 pm

I'm pretty much a straight shooter. I don't like to be lied to so I don't lie to others. Unless of course, if he has a 3 inch penis and I have to tell him how wonderful it is. [3659416]


hunterpt 62M
13507 posts
11/4/2015 10:25 am

I´m a straight shooter. Kisses


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