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Ball bruising moment :P
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Ball bruising moment :P An update to the really patience testing situation I have at home. In my last post, I mentioned that I have a few relatives staying over with me now. It wasn't planned, and more like last-minute-crashing-into-my-lap. But anyways, so they're here and I have lost all sense of....serenity, and a great sense of privacy. Now, to top that all off, since they're here, I've had more of their friends and relatives coming over to visit. Which, if I'm not behaving like a spoilt, selfish brat, is fine  But I digress. I'm returning the favor and being the nice host and let's leave it at that. Although I can't help feeling a little..."weirded out" when I see them sit around on the couch to watch tv. I mean, that WAS my favorite place to have sex in the whole flat  I DID change the covers and all. But still. Quite anti-climatic now thinking about sex and the relatives in one thought. Eeks!Anyways, as you'd imagine, this lack of privacy at home has somewhat, hindered my sex life a little. At least with the bf. So yesterday evening I found out the relatives were heading out with some of their friends and were planning on coming back late. I took this opportunity to call the bf and, given we've both been...somewhat, deprived, wasn't hard to get him to pick me up and head back to my place. We were already fooling around in the car, then the carpark, and in the elevator so by the time we got in, it was full speed ahead. After making sure there was no one else at home, we tore off our clothes and literally fucked on the floor right behind the main door He moved me over to the dining table and bent me over and fucked me from behind. Midway through, I thought I was done getting my brains fucked out, and thought I;d do some fucking of my own. So I threw him on the couch (yeah! ) and mounted him. I was grinding and humping away on top of him when I guess I thrashed a little too hard, or vigorously, and he popped out from me and I i kinda slammed into him, and according to him, crushed his balls! LOLAll I remember was him reacting like he got shot. He cried out, bent forward, and in the process, headbutted me and I fell off him and the couch and landed on the floor. After the initial shock, I looked up and he was bent over in the fetal position on the couch, hands over his crotch, and tears rolling down his face. LOL I must've hit him pretty hard After recovering slightly, we were laughing our assess off. We didn't continue though, it was such a buzzkill  He actually put an ice pack on his crotch. Hahahaa! I ended up finishing myself up in the bathroom after he left and off all the nights, the one time I had the place to myself, I have a bump on my head and a bf with bruised balls to show for it :S
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 You are taking this rough sex thing to a new level. Ball bruising and head butting.  Sorry things didn't go your way. I guess you will just have to go to his place next time. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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it sounds like life to me, Just be happy You have someone to miss and there are times You can get together and play, in the car, car park, elevator, floor, dinning room table couch, ect. Those times are what makes life great Anything worth doing is worth doing right
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It's our equivalent of when we get on your hair and pull or a bigger one hits an ovary during really energetic sex, but it is a stunning pain. Just consider yourself lucky, guys have been known to throw up from the pain and shock. That's just sex though. Glad you got some --- even with casualties --- while the family was out.  Lust brings you together, love keeps you there, sex keeps the mechanism lubricated. 
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Looks like next time you need to wear protection. Both must wear motorcycle crash helmets. Although I haven't the faintest idea how I can prevent his crushed balls.... But they are his balls, not mind so I don't mind. 😍😘😜😝😛😳 Fun and Pleasure in Sunny Side Singapore. Come visit my blog and let's chat and explore.
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Making your own headbanging "music" together? Ouch! Isn't that taking ball busting to an extreme? ... and ouch again.
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Holy smokes! Great start, but what a bummer... How's the head... And balls? Feeling better I hope...
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Relatives staying & serenity definitely don't go together. I can handle about a week tops. No idea how you'll manage 6 months. What's going on with the lady who loved your landing strip. Couldn't you go and crash with your new friend now & again?
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Relatives staying & serenity definitely don't go together. I can handle about a week tops. No idea how you'll manage 6 months. What's going on with the lady who loved your landing strip. Couldn't you go and crash with your new friend now & again? It's probably gonna complicate matters quite a bit but...ah well Will try to post on that a bit more. Thks for stopping by
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Holy smokes! Great start, but what a bummer... How's the head... And balls? Feeling better I hope...
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You do have an uncanny knack of bruising balls. Just recollecting some of your previous blogs.
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"Thanks for stopping by"...........not quite sure how to respond to that. Not only are you beautiful, intelligent and deliciously hedonistic, but you're also a lady with impeccable manners. Not to mention the wonderful irony of your comment. I've been stopping by about once a week to catch up with your latest exploits for the past couple of years. Particularly loved the story of you & your ex in the swimming pool. Vicarious experience doesn't do full justice to the effect of your words. Candace Bushnell has absolutely nothing on you! As an agnostic with nine toes dipped in the atheist camp, I'm not exactly a big believer in religion. That said, and I forget who it was who once said if there is reincarnation they wanted to come back as Warren Beatty's finger tips. I, Madam, wish to come back as yours. You are, in a word, sublime. Here's raising a glass to a happy, healthy, and somewhat naughty year of the horse. My very best wishes xxx
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"Thanks for stopping by"...........not quite sure how to respond to that. Not only are you beautiful, intelligent and deliciously hedonistic, but you're also a lady with impeccable manners. Not to mention the wonderful irony of your comment. I've been stopping by about once a week to catch up with your latest exploits for the past couple of years. Particularly loved the story of you & your ex in the swimming pool. Vicarious experience doesn't do full justice to the effect of your words. Candace Bushnell has absolutely nothing on you! As an agnostic with nine toes dipped in the atheist camp, I'm not exactly a big believer in religion. That said, and I forget who it was who once said if there is reincarnation they wanted to come back as Warren Beatty's finger tips. I, Madam, wish to come back as yours. You are, in a word, sublime. Here's raising a glass to a happy, healthy, and somewhat naughty year of the horse. My very best wishes xxx
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